Fashion

The normally flawless 37-year-old statuesque blonde must be suffering from hysterical blindness, as she brought this thugged-out private school girl look across the pond. Bloody awful!

The 54-year-old expressionless Muppet arrived to a comedy award show in London on Thursday, all skater punked-out like a geriatric Pete Wentz. This ain't a scene -- it's a damn train wreck!

The former Mr. Minnelli was nominated for Funniest Looking Reality TV Person.

With her emo boyfriend Pete Wentz's fashion influence in full force, the 22-year-old pseudo-singer was caught running errands in WeHo Monday, decked out in her best Benny and Joon, Matt Drudge, Risky Business, Blues Brother, Mary-Kate bag lady drag! Pieces of me!

What an original!

Awards show crybaby Kanye West, with fiancee Alexis Phifer, busted out his best Urkel look at the Dior fashion show in Paris on Monday. Family matters!

Right now ... he can't get much wronger!

The Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Finals were held this weekend in Las Vegas, and finalist Gustavo Badell showed off all his big muscles -- and a little one too!

Looking like one of Bret Michael's "Rock of Love" rejects, the 38-year-old transmessual darling dazzled in her '80s glam rock hooker chic! This gal is a real head turner!

It's not easy being a handsome woman!

Who's telling him what people are wearing to fancy restaurants in Beverly Hills? Are they blind?

While shooting the SATC movie in Manhattan this weekend, the 42-year-old alleged fashion plate's ridiculous half-gloves, Hester Prynn shoes and schoolgirl thigh-highs hit a new low!

If this keeps up, the only thing Carrie Bradshaw will need to wear is a straitjacket!

The allegedly not-pregnant 38-year-old wafted onstage in Atlantic City on Saturday, for the launch of her tour with hubby Marc Anthony. He's the wind beneath her wings!

In a belly-hiding getup, La Lopez metamorphosed into a nearly airborne Lainie Kazaan-esque '70s "Love Boat" lounge singer. Live on the Lido deck -- Jenny from the cocoon!

19-year-old Barbadian beauty Rihanna worked the runway like an old pro at the Dsquared2 fashion show in Milan on Thursday. Do the Naomi Campbell walk!

The 37-year-old hit her assistant a London club in this shapeless sheer black Lamps Plus gown. Lights out!

For once, someone ought to smack some sense into her!

The octopus-weaved decaying songstress was snapped upright in London on Wednesday, rockin' a demure polo sweater, a pair of sleek, emaciated jeans and, believe it or not, heels! Her ballet flats must be at the repair shop!

For once, the 24-year-old scored -- legally!

Madonna was spotted leaving a London restaurant on Tuesday, and despite her chic black ensemble, looked like a middle-aged raver out past her bedtime -- in a pair of wretched rose-tinted sunglasses. Ray of blight!

On a positive note, Madge's unfortunate eyewear almost distracted one from noticing her rigor mortis afflicted man-hands! Almost.

Decked out on Saturday in a Grizzly coat, studded Halloween pumpkin sack and deep sea fishing boots, the 21-year-old wonder twin battled a fierce L.A. storm, or as it's commonly known around the rest of the country -- a little drizzle! Are schools closed?!

Wearing cataract shades and a classic Mylar Chanel suit from Talbot's Geriatric Goth line, the 62-year-old punk pioneer proved she can still rock sexy, lacy support hose and Mary Jane orthopedic peep-toe pumps like nobody's grandmother!

"Once I had a love ... now I've got gas ... "