Diddy, Kim and the Twins Get Their Shop On

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Daddy Diddy was out in L.A. over the weekend with on/off girlfriend Kim Porter -- and this time he brought the twins!

TMZ filmed this video of the group, which included Kim's assistant, a nanny and Diddy's Suge Knight look-alike bodyguard. The family shopped at Lisa Kline Kids on Robertson Blvd., where the mogul dropped a cool $2,100 on his young babes, which he put on his black American Express card -- standard!

A source inside the store tells TMZ that Kim and Diddy picked out matching Juicy jumpsuits, Rachel Weissman baby hair accessories, and two Princess dining sets. The little ladies are getting an early start on their manners!

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Kate Moss Slums it Up

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Is that a supermodel or a nerdy ninny? Bad man magnet Kate Moss looked downright dowdy as she hung out with friends in St. John Woods, London, yesterday.

Great Kate's unwashed, pulled back hair, dull gray sweater and baggy, wrinkled plaid shirt made her look more like a little boy than a major model. Dress it up and fly right!

Juliette Lewis: Little Red Riding Loon

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The only thing more bizarre than Juliette Lewis -- her outfits! Cape Fear!

The 34-year-old singer/hatress arrived to a Rolling Stone party at Opera on Thursday, looking like an adorable scoop of red glittery crazy!

"The Other Sister" star rambled to paps about everyone's other favorite popnut, Britney Spears, saying, "I love that, that, that song 'Gimme More,' seriously!" With Jules on her side, maybe there is hope for Britney after all!

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Eww-ma Thurman

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Made up like an adult Punky Brewster, Uma Thurman hoboed through the streets of London on Thursday. Les Miserables!

The normally flawless 37-year-old statuesque blonde must be suffering from hysterical blindness, as she brought this thugged-out private school girl look across the pond. Bloody awful!

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David Gest Yuks It Up

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Michael Jackson's good friend, David Gest, enjoys dressing like little boys!

The 54-year-old expressionless Muppet arrived to a comedy award show in London on Thursday, all skater punked-out like a geriatric Pete Wentz. This ain't a scene -- it's a damn train wreck!

The former Mr. Minnelli was nominated for Funniest Looking Reality TV Person.

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Ashlee Simpson Co-opts Another Look

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While her music career has hit the Spears, Ashlee Simpson's borrowed look isn't in synch either!

With her emo boyfriend Pete Wentz's fashion influence in full force, the 22-year-old pseudo-singer was caught running errands in WeHo Monday, decked out in her best Benny and Joon, Matt Drudge, Risky Business, Blues Brother, Mary-Kate bag lady drag! Pieces of me!

What an original!

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Kanye's Urkel Moment

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"Did I do that?!" Yes, you did, Kanye!

Awards show crybaby Kanye West, with fiancee Alexis Phifer, busted out his best Urkel look at the Dior fashion show in Paris on Monday. Family matters!

Right now ... he can't get much wronger!

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Mr. Olympia Finalist's Teeny Weeny ... Bikini

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Oh the beauty that is the natural male form -- shaved smooth, sprayed brown and pumped beyond all recognition into an emasculating neon-blue mankini! Gorge!

The Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Finals were held this weekend in Las Vegas, and finalist Gustavo Badell showed off all his big muscles -- and a little one too!

Working out can only do so much.

Alexis Arquette Gets All Dolled Up!

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While at a reality TV event this weekend, "Surreal Life" star Alexis Arquette exposed her, um, playful side by holding a stuffed teddy bear to her breast. Pretty in pink!

Looking like one of Bret Michael's "Rock of Love" rejects, the 38-year-old transmessual darling dazzled in her '80s glam rock hooker chic! This gal is a real head turner!

It's not easy being a handsome woman!

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"Sure Stevie, You Can Wear That to Mr. Chow"

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Entertainment giant Stevie Wonder dined at Mr. Chow again last night -- wearing a tracksuit!

Who's telling him what people are wearing to fancy restaurants in Beverly Hills? Are they blind?

Of course, he's the genius Stevie Wonder, and can wear what he damn pleases!

Carrie Bradshaw: Sox and the City

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As if giant flowers weren't bad enough, "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker is now looking to inspire forty-year-old women across the country to wear ... thigh-high stockings! Little Middle-Aged Orphan Carrie!

While shooting the SATC movie in Manhattan this weekend, the 42-year-old alleged fashion plate's ridiculous half-gloves, Hester Prynn shoes and schoolgirl thigh-highs hit a new low!

If this keeps up, the only thing Carrie Bradshaw will need to wear is a straitjacket!

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J.Lo Flutters on Tour

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Don't be fooled by the wings that she got, but Jennifer Lopez's tie-dyed butterfly Carnival Cruise line resort wear ensemble doesn't fly, girl!

The allegedly not-pregnant 38-year-old wafted onstage in Atlantic City on Saturday, for the launch of her tour with hubby Marc Anthony. He's the wind beneath her wings!

In a belly-hiding getup, La Lopez metamorphosed into a nearly airborne Lainie Kazaan-esque '70s "Love Boat" lounge singer. Live on the Lido deck -- Jenny from the cocoon!

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Rihanna Que Bella Ella Ella Eh Eh

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It should be illegal for teenagers to be this hot! Megan's Law!

19-year-old Barbadian beauty Rihanna worked the runway like an old pro at the Dsquared2 fashion show in Milan on Thursday. Do the Naomi Campbell walk!

Rihanna's so gorgeous -- it's creepy!

Naomi Campbell's Sheer Madness

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Last night, demented supermodel Naomi Campbell got real shady -- as in lampshade!

The 37-year-old hit her assistant a London club in this shapeless sheer black Lamps Plus gown. Lights out!

For once, someone ought to smack some sense into her!

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Amy Winehouse Rehabs Her Look

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Hold on to your hypodermic needles because Amy Winehouse actually looked good -- for her! No, no, no!

The octopus-weaved decaying songstress was snapped upright in London on Wednesday, rockin' a demure polo sweater, a pair of sleek, emaciated jeans and, believe it or not, heels! Her ballet flats must be at the repair shop!

For once, the 24-year-old scored -- legally!

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Madonna: Desperately Seeking Sunglasses

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The 49-year-old Queen of Pop needs to get her eyes checked -- for better shades!

Madonna was spotted leaving a London restaurant on Tuesday, and despite her chic black ensemble, looked like a middle-aged raver out past her bedtime -- in a pair of wretched rose-tinted sunglasses. Ray of blight!

On a positive note, Madge's unfortunate eyewear almost distracted one from noticing her rigor mortis afflicted man-hands! Almost.

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