Rihanna Buys Hella, Ella, Ella Bling

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Rihanna is buying more than umbrellas these days!

The singer was out shopping on Thursday, and we're told she dropped over $15,000 at Fred Segal in just two hours! Rih-Rih has just graduated from diva-in-training to certified diva!

Sources say the singer not only bought clothes, but seven different expensive jewelry pieces, including items like diamond bangles. Poor Chris Brown didn't even get the chance to buy bling for his lady -- she already beat him to it!

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What's Orange & White & Leathery All Over?

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Italian fashion designer Valentino, 76, in Italy on Monday.

Looking like a handbag never goes out of style.

Lisa Bonet: If I Only Had a Brain

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Sporting J.Lo's 2001 floppy diva hat, a denim muumuu from the FLDS and a purse made from the remnants of Britney's straw weave, Lisa Bonet -- with her daughters Zoe Kravitz and little Lola in tow -- modeled the latest from Ray Bolger's Scarecrow Collection at a farmer's market in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

She definitely needs to see some sort of wizard.

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Unidentified Flashing Object Spotted at Premiere

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Despite being unknown, someone called Jo Champa has never been more overexposed.

Champa -- who once starred in an episode of "JAG" -- borrowed one of Elvira's gowns and revealed her credits at a premiere last night.

Those who can't act, flash!

Heidi Klum -- Mall Rat

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Other than Janice Dickinson, supermodels do not age. Heidi Klum is 35 going on 13!

With her Michelle Tanner hair clip, Hot Topic rocker belt, skater chick jeans and hipster Converse sneakers, Heidi looks more like she's about to get a ride home from the mall from her parents, than on her way to a meeting in NYC.

If only every teen could have an assistant walking paces behind them carrying their bags.

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Ed Hardy -- R.I.P., Larry's Wearin' Your Stuff

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While it's the uniform of every douchey wannabe in Hollywood, the final nail in the Ed Hardy fashion coffin was having Jurassic CNN host Larry King snapped in a pair of his laceless slip-on sneakers on Monday.

Who knew Ed Hardy had an orthopedic line?!

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Meryl Streep -- Orthodox Shrew

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Either Meryl Streep was on her way to lead a davening service at Temple Beth Shalom ... or someone was having a bad face day!

The 59-year-old acting powerhouse kept EVERYTHING under wraps as she made her way through Sydney on Monday.

Dressing like a Jewish Eskimo probably isn't the best way to go incognito.

Being Fergalicious Doesn't Happen Overnight

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TMZ got a hold of some Fergie photos from back in the day -- when she was just known simply as Stacy Ferguson.

This was probably around the time she got that ridic eyebrow piercing she's had forever.

God Bless America

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Only in the good ol' U.S. of A can you be famous for doing absolutely nothing. Thank your lucky stars and stripes.

Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following

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Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!

Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!

The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!

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Martin Sheen: Shirt Happens

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Things that should never be worn again: acid washed jeans, Cosby sweaters, Ugg boots ... and the coconut and pineapple shirt Martin Sheen is holding!

The 67-year-old -- whose birth name is Rámon Gerardo Antonio Estévez -- was picking up dry cleaning in Santa Monica on Tuesday, when the fashion police were called to the scene.

No injuries were reported.

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Gary Dourdan: The Fat Man Cometh

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Former "CSI" douche Gary Dourdan emerged thicker in L.A. on Wednesday, after copping to drug charges and hitting up rehab last month.

Unfortunately, with his scarf-tie thingy, necklaces, rings, cuff, bracelet, watch and wallet chain, Dourdan is now guilty of possessing way too many damn accessories. Just say no, Gary.

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The BET Hot Mess Awards

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A whole bunch of people got arrested last night at the BET Awards -- by the fashion police!

Lenny Kravitz Does Crack!

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Lenny Kravitz is cooler than you -- because he doesn't wear any underwear!

While getting into a vehicle in Prague on Monday, the 44-year-old hipster showed off his back door Britney.

Let's hope Lenny isn't starting a new trend of flashing man-vadges.

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See-Through Courtney Shows Her Granny Gear

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Wearing Amelia Earhart's Easter hat, a support-free bra, Rosie O'Donnell's bloomers and her great-aunt Sheila's tablecloth, a bloodless Courtney Love modeled the latest from Victoria's Secret Great Gatsby Collection in Malibu on Thursday.

The 43-year-old rehabbed widow loon is a sheer mess.

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