Euro Greasy Is the Pits

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Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot, he just oozes sex appeal.

The soccer stud soaked up the limelight -- and a whole lot more -- while out in Manchester on Tuesday.

Where's a Right Guard when you need 'em?

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Demi & Ashton As Boring As They Are Beautiful

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Married just three years, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have officially become THAT couple.

After traipsing through Chicago in identical outfits this weekend, the Moore-Kutchers further annoyed everyone and finished each other's sentences, raved about how well their youngest was doing in school and talked incessantly about their summer vacation.

Kate Moss & Pal High on Plaid

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What the hell is Kate Moss smoking that she would go out in public wearing a similar red plaid article of clothing as her unknown male friend?!

Yet another one of Kate's faux pas caught on film.

Don Johnson & Wife -- Match Britches

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Decked out like a Midwestern couple vacationing in central Florida, Don Johnson, 58, and his 18-years-younger wife Kelley wore matching outfits to walk their dog in L.A. this weekend.

Nothing says "I've lost all perspective" quite like dressing exactly like your wife.

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The Demure Glamour of Traci Bingham

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So-called actress Traci Bingham hit a new low by turning her tacky latex flamenco superhero gown into another one of her standard offensive hoochie numbers at an HIV/AIDS charity benefit in Santa Monica.

The 40-year-old (FORTY!) press whore's inappropriate antics are as tired as her drag makeup, implants and weave.

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The Case of the Missing Stripper Heels

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In what could be a sign of the impending apocalypse, Shauna Sand was actually spotted out in L.A. on Tuesday, not wearing her transvestite prostitute Lucite heels.

First Wall St. implodes and now this. What is the world coming to?

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Hail to the Flower Power

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It's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood. Some stars are holding on tight to their love beads and hookas. These hippies are out of sight.

Dakota Fanning: Awkward Stage Officially Over

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Dakota Fanning appears to have survived that awkward, unfortunate stage that afflicts many child stars somewhere between puberty and their first DUI.

The 14-year-old turned up to the NYC premiere of "That Dakota Fanning Rape Movie" last night, looking like quite the lovely young lady.

Your move, Abigail Breslin.

Cristiano Ronaldo: What the Elle?

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Supermodel Elle Macpherson (right) is so hot everyone wants to look like her -- even over-moussed soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo (left).

Euro Greasy stepped out wearing an adorable red sweater/shirt ensemble. If only it came in men's.

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Shauna Sand -- No Butts About It

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A broken clock is right twice a day -- and thanks to lingerie parties at the Playboy mansion last night, Shauna Sand actually had an excuse to look like an inflatable fun doll as she clear high-heeled it around Hollywood.

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It's Time for an Intervention!

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Everyone is entitled to a bad hair day and outfit every once in a while, but Helena Bonham Carter has completely used up all of her get out of styling cards!

After being spotted dressed like this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, the 42-year-old mother of two once again orthopedically stepped out in London on Wednesday, looking like a homeless aristocratic 19th Century vagabond loon.

Someone please tell Helena she's not contractually bound to dress like she's in a Tim Burton film in her real life too. Or is she?!

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Liv & Valentino's True Colors

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Liv Tyler and Italian fashion designer Valentino showed up to an event together in NYC last night -- in matching orange outfits.

Real beauty like Liv's will never fade -- and neither will Val's tan.

Hillary: So Many Pantsuits, So Few Delegates

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If you were about to make the biggest speech of your political career, would you wear an orange pantsuit?!

Prior to making her appearance at the DNC, Hillary Clinton's peeps trotted out four different colored pantsuits on to the stage to see which worked best. Did Hill choose or lose?

Mary-Kate Smells Like Teen Spirit

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Sporting a vintage flannel shirt dress thing from Kurt Cobain's Spring 1992 Collection, Mary-Kate Olsen -- like all good L.A. area hipsters -- ventured out in public to catch the musical stylings of Radiohead at the Hollywood Bowl on Monday.

No word if the Karma Police showed up, but the fashion police sure did.

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Shauna Sand's Stripper Heels ...

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Never leave home with out 'em.

Sam + LiLo = Mary-Kate

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The bastard love child of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan has surfaced.

Mary-Kate Olsen was snapped leaving her NYC apartment on Thursday wearing Sam's fedora, hoodie and dress shoes mixed with Lindsay's hair, dress and bag.

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