Jessica Biel: Hot Granny Mess
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Wearing Justin's '30s Dick Tracy fedora, Mary-Kate Olsen's '70s oversized owl shades, a sexy early 20th century Mennonite party/house dress, a '90s brown leather Gap belt and an '80s hair-band groupie's bag, Jessica Biel worked the timeless runway of Melrose Ave. on Wednesday.
It takes years and years and years to look as hot as Jessica!
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Marc Jacobs Co. Pays $1 Million in Bribery Case
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The New York State Attorney General has nailed designer Marc Jacobs for allegedly bribing a State official so he could get a desirable venue for his fashion show.
A.G. Andrew Cuomo says Jacobs's company, Marc Jacobs International, has agreed to pay a $1 million fine.
According to docs, Jacobs wanted the 69th Regiment Armory, run by the State. The A.G. claims James Jackson, the former Superintendent of the 69th Regiment Armory, demanded bribes from Jacobs and others over an eight-year period to use the Armory.
Rivers Runs Through Michelle O's Wardrobe
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Joan Rivers tore into the First Lady-Elect's wardrobe yesterday, whining that Michelle O needs to start channeling Jackie O -- stat! Then again, what the hell does Joan Rivers know about fashion?!
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Beyonce -- Tread on Me
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Sporting the latest from the Fall 2256 Goodyear Radial Tire Collection and one Freddy Krueger glove, Beyonce Knowles-Carter took to the stage at an MTV award show in England yesterday, looking like a cyborg pop star in Thunderdome.
Sasha Fierce? If you say so.
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Oh. Yes. She. Did.
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The first thing newly elected President Barack Obama needs to change ... Michelle's dress.
Charlize Stops the Clock
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Charlize Theron and watch giant Raymond Weil have called time out in their $20 million lawsuit.
They've settled the suit in which Weil claims Theron signed an endorsement deal to wear his watches and no one elses. According to the case, Theron cheated on Weil when she was photographed wearing a Christian Dior watch.
Terms of the settlement were not disclosed.
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Michael Keaton, Private Dick
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In 1989, Michael Keaton played Gotham's suave Bruce Wayne and alter-ego Batman -- but this weekend he popped up in Hollywood looking more like a Miami Beach P.I. on the trail of a philandering husband. Holy haggard, Batman!
The Self-Frumpification of a Hot Chick
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Whitney Port is interested in a career in fashion -- and her personal fashions certainly are interesting.
"The Hills" castoff pulled some cash out of a Beverly Hills ATM yesterday -- she should use it to pay her grandmother for the clothes she stole out of her wardrobe.
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Criss Angel -- Sleeve Me Alone!!!
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With a new $100 million dollar show underway in Vegas, you'd think Criss Angel could afford a shirt that closes ... or at least one with all its original parts. Like sleeves.
Fortunately, Criss managed to scrounge up enough cash for a full body wax.
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The Evolution of Fashion
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Any time Roberto Cavalli sports Speedos and a designer woman's hand bag at the beach, you can bet there will be imitators.
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Madge -- Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Heels
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At her film premiere last night, Madonna brought out the big guns -- her .22 caliber Chanel shoes.
Wonder what Jewish mysticism has to say about killer pumps?
Michael Jordan -- Tickled Pink
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Smokin' hot NBA legend Michael Jordan can do just about anything he wants -- except make salmon pink pants look good.
"Space Jam" is no longer the 45-year-old's biggest mistake.
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Charlize Not The Monster She's Made Out to Be
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You may have heard a judge has "ordered" Charlize Theron to shell out tens of millions for wearing a watch she wasn't supposed to. Well, that couldn't be further from the truth.
In the actual judgment, Charlize gets pretty much every claim against her tossed out by the judge except one -- for wearing the Dior watch pictured above for an hour ... an hour out of a 15-month endorsement contract with Weil.
We contacted Weil and Theron's people -- haven't heard back yet. The parties are due in court this fall.
Best Cross-Dressed Men
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They may not be sportin' polyester weaves or pancake makeup, but some male celebs are taking styling tips from RuPaul. Just don't tell that to the Scots.
Plaid-Nauseam
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The favorite fashion pattern of both lumberjacks and barn-dancers alike is making a serious comeback on the backs of some of the roughest, toughest women in Hollywood ... like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Shirley Jones Goes Meemaw Chic
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Shirley Partridge was as hip as moms came in the '70s -- but these days the 74-year-old is dressing like a nana on a weekend bender in Atlantic City ... not that there's anything wrong with that.
