Angelina: Please Change-ling!
Angelina Jolie should get some sort of award ... for basically wearing the same kind of unfitted dress to three different award shows in the same month.
At this rate, she's going to show up to the Oscars in Amish garb.
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Al Pacino's Watch Ticks Off Movie Producers
A three second shot of Al Pacino's wrist watch in the movie "Righteous Kill" has ignited a serious war -- and now the time has come for a lawsuit.
The production company behind the flick claims they got the screw job from a watch company that allegedly promised to fork over a ton of cash in exchange for a close up shot of their watch on Pacino's wrist.
In the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Millennium Films claims they delivered the shot -- but that Tutima USA watch company never paid up the arranged $50,000 fee AND the additional $1,000,000 in advertising they allegedly said they would buy.
No one at Tutima was available for comment.
Darth Judd Invades Sundance
The indie film Rebel Alliance was hit with another blow when newly crowned Sith Lord Wynonna Judd arrived at Sundance on Tuesday.
The 44-year-old fell to the dark side a long, long, long time ago ... because it's more slimming.
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I Am ... Sasha Fierce!
The youngest of America's lil' First Ladies, Princess Sasha Obama.
Bow down, beyatches!
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Nick Hogan: Killer Outfit
Wearing a Fat Albert Mushmouth ski hat, Kanye West shades, a pretty silk scarf from Talbots, an Alice in Wonderland tea party checkered coat and Rosie O'Donnell's mom jeans, Nick Hogan hit up Sundance on Monday, looking like the patron saint of douchebags everywhere.
He actually has the nerve to walk around like that.
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All That Glitters Is ... Michelle Obama
This is the First Lady's golden moment.
After her election night fashion debacle, Michelle Obama went with a more classic-looking sparkling gold dress and coat by Cuban-American designer Isabel Toledo for her husband's swearing-in ceremony this morning.
All eyes are now on what she'll wear to the inauguration balls.
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Biden's Wife: Boot-ylicious
The redcoats are coming, the red coats are coming ... wearing stiletto boots!
Joe Biden's wife Jill, 57, heated up the chilly D.C. morning by showing some leg and sportin' a pair of fierce inauguration boots. Lynne Cheney has officially left the building.
Dontcha wish your Vice President's wife was hot like me!
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Miley Cyrus -- Holy'er Than Thou
Wearing an age-appropriate t-shirt, a Mariah Carey mini-skirt, a pair of Courtney Love kinderwhore ripped stockings and blue suede Native American boots leftover from one of Cher's tours, 16-year-old pop phenom Miley Cyrus went shopping in L.A. this weekend.
She better not try and blame Annie Leibovitz for this, too.
Bulletin: Lady GaGa Wears Pants
The weirdest thing about dance diva Lady GaGa's outfit isn't the polyester blonde weave bow on her head ... it's that she actually left the house covering up her bikini bottoms.
Just pants, it'll be ok.
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Shenae Grimes: Cut Her Some Slacks
With her '06 hipster shades, '90s Eddie Vedder button-down, '80s Apollonia 6 lace nylons and '70s Laurie Partridge slouch boots, pantless "90210" star Shenae Grimes hit a massive 75% off sale in L.A. on Tuesday.
It takes decades to look like this.
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Larry King: Still Juicy
Dressed like a geriatric Zac Efron, Larry King, 75, perused the early bird specials at Juicy Couture in L.A. on Thursday.
They're having a big sale on replacement hip huggers and orthopedic sneakers.
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Michelle Obama -- Under the Gunn
Michelle Obama's fashion sense has definitely come under fire -- 'memba that butcher dress? -- but does "Project Runway" guru Tim Gunn think the First Lady-elect has what it takes to "make it work?"
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Richie & Heather Enjoy Some Vagabonding Time
Looking like a homeless couple waiting for the bus, rehabbed exes Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear came together to watch their daughter Ava's soccer game in L.A. on Tuesday.
Alert their probation officers, because it looks like Richie and Heather are now dressing under the influence.
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Mariah -- Lose the Jacket and the Hubby Inside
It's something old people do. Mariah Carey and her hanger-on-hubby Nick Cannon haven't been married long enough to mimic each other's wardrobe, although Nick would sure look spiffy in those boots.
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Boys Will Be Dames
Here's 47-year-old convicted man-whore beater Boy George (left) performing in London on Tuesday -- and comedian Dame Edna Everage (right) in L.A. on Monday.
Neither of them are Long Island yentas.
We're just sayin'.