Seth Green Pulls a Britney
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Don't draw up that conservatorship just yet, but "Austin Powers" star Seth Green has shaved his carrot top into a punk rock multi-colored mohawk.
Hopefully the 35-year-old's "Taxi Driver" 'do is just for a movie and not an early warning sign for a 5150 hold.
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Katie Holmes -- Grateful Dead Inside
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Wearing the latest in Scientologrunge-meets-hippy chic, Suri Cruise's birth mother converted ... back into Joey Potter on "Dawson's Creek." 'Memba her?!
Katie's to-do list: Hackey sack in the quad, ultimate frisbee game in the park, shower, late night drum circle....
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Winona Ryder: Keeping Shops in the Black
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A camera caught sometime actress Winona Ryder, 37, picking up a few things while out shopping on Melrose Ave. on Tuesday.
Retail therapy is just what the court-mandated doctor ordered.
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Osteen Should Repent -- For That Shirt!
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Let us pray ... that conservative, uber-friendly, Southern televangelist Joel Osteen realizes the error of his ways ... and burns his Eurotrashy button-down party shirt in the fiery pits of hell where it was made.
Jesus saves no one from the fashion police.
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Kenny Powers to Mullet You're F***ing Out!
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We're fully aware that Kenny Powers is only an HBO character -- but seeing "Eastbound and Down'" star Danny McBride without his trademark "business in the front, party in the back" hair style sorta made us sad...
K-Fed: Time to Make the Donuts
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Sporting the latest from Rosie O'Donnell's Workout Collection, ballooning father of four Kevin Federline showed off his former dancer's body while picking up donuts with his non-Britney girlfriend on Sunday.
Do Jessica Simpson's mom jeans come in men's?
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Michelle Obama -- Fashion Diva or Disaster?
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Sweatergate 2009! Michelle Obama wore a sweater when she met with Queen Elizabeth II this week, and her wardrobe choice has kicked up major drama in the fashion world.
The First Lady often wears affordable American brand clothes to events, and apparently Oscar de la Renta isn't happy about it. He told Women's Wear Daily, "You don't...go to Buckingham Palace in a sweater."
But in this economy, if the First Lady wears clothes most Americans can afford -- isn't that a good thing?
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Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike
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Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.
P-p-p-poke 'er face!
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Whose Holey Underwear?
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Paula Abdul Is the New Hannah Montana
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Paula Abdul was attacked by a Hot Topic store this weekend...
... there were no survivors.
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Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle: So Shady
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Despite rumors they broke up, and looking like they stepped out of Hipster Weekly, evangelical Christian dandy boy bander Joe Jonas and his equally overly-accessorized platonic girlfriend Camilla Belle had lunch in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
If they do break up, who will keep the skinny jeans?!
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Missy Elliott Trashes NYC
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Melissa Arnette "Missy" Elliott resurfaced in Manhattan Wednesday, showing off her fresh streaked weave and pleather Glad bag tracksuit.
The 37-year-old needs to flip it and reverse it up out of this outfit!
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Megan Fox Gives Good Oral Hygiene
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This is what Megan Fox wore to the dentist the other day. God bless her.
Actually, it's a perfect lil' outfit to open wide ...
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Kanye West Keeps Zac Efron Warm
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Sporting the latest in Unabomber chic, Zac Efron arrived at LAX wearing a Kanye West t-shirt on Sunday.
Zac likes to keep Kanye close to his heart.
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Mommy Still Dresses The Madden Boys Alike
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Twins in matching outfits are barely cute when they're babies -- but at 30, it's just offensive.
Coordinating fedoras, guyliner and faux-rocker leather jackets, identical twins Joel and Benji Madden made it impossible to tell them apart yesterday at LAX ... not that anyone cared to anyway.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Issues Amber Alert
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This season, orange is the new black ... for old leather bags.
Unbeknownst to Nabisco or herself, Gwyneth Paltrow became the white creamy filling inside Valentino and longtime partner Giancarlo Giammetti's ORangEo cookie in NYC last night.
Aren't they to dye for?!
