Holidaze

Imagine walking with your kid down the street and you see this crazy contraption ...

Forget Times Square, Cabo San Lucas is the place to be this New Year's. Everyone from Cindy Crawford and Kid Rock to Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney has headed down to Mexico to ring in 2009. Slap on some sunscreen and check out the UVA-list rays.

Dressed in her best holiday lingerie, Paris Hilton enjoyed a scenario faker than any found on one of her reality shows -- a Beverly Hills winter wonderland.

Maureen O'Hara played Doris Walker in the 1947 Christmas classic "Miracle on 34th Street." Guess what she looks like now!

If "Project Runway's" Santino Rice had the chance to update Santa's wardrobe, he'd use only real fur.

This down on his luck dude said he was promised a steak dinner by a guy in a Rolls-Royce -- but we don't think this is what he had in mind.

Eric McCormack asked if we were waiting for Santa Claus to "come out" yesterday at The Grove -- but when you're talking to the guy who played the gay half of "Will & Grace," the question takes on new meaning.

Jack Black got some mistletoe to hang by his "Hanukkah Bush" this weekend -- we really hope it's not as dirty as our photog made it sound.

Sure, instead of one day of presents, he gets eight crazy nights -- but when it comes to shopping at the X-Mas centric Grove in L.A., we had to know, does Adam feel a little left out?

At some point every child finds out the "truth" about Santa -- and thanks to one brutal slip of the tongue, that time for Kingston James McGregor Rossdale may have been last night.

Another holiday, another reason for Paris Hilton to pick up some skanky lingerie ...

Richie Sambora pled no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher earlier this year with his daughter in the car -- but he doesn't think that's bad enough to get him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Don't expect Britney Spears to join in any reindeer games this Christmas -- Santa's #1 fog light has nothing but toxic feelings for the comeback kid.