Asstastic!
Ocean's Six-Pack
Just when you thought George Clooney couldn't get any hotter -- he takes off his shirt.
With Sarah Larson nowhere in sight, the 47-year-old and his boy friends hung out in Puerto Vallarta on Thursday.
You're welcome.
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J.Love Hauls Off the Junk in Her Trunk
Carnie Wilson: From Playboy to Oh, Boy
Gastric-bypass babe Carnie Wilson has weathered life's ups and downs.
Although she showed off all of her reupholstered lady lumps in a 2003 Playboy pictorial, the former Wilson Phillips singer appears to have reverted back to her more natural self while at a L.A. car wash on Wednesday.
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, people.
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Fergie & Kristen: Battle of the Buns
They may not be of Kardashian proportions, but Fergie and Kristen Bell still have some bangin' junk in their trunks.
Snapped in the Big Apple, Fergie's leather lumps and Bell's bulbous booty proved NYC really is back!
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What a Catch! The Fish, Not Shayne Lamas
Shayne Lamas took a page out of the Andy Baldwin Famewhore Handbook yesterday -- when she fished, swam and frolicked for photogs on a Malibu beach.
The newest "Bachelor" bride-to-not-be caught a nice-sized shovelnose guitarfish -- which ended up being the first of many creatures Shayne will dump back into the wild.
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Zit Couple of the Moment
Spotted: "Gossip Girl's" Penn Badgley getting a poolside pimple popping by girlfriend/co-star Blake Lively. OMFG!
Nothing says you know you love me like a romantic Mexican vacation with your co-star -- combined with a little acne extraction.
XOXO.
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Cher Turns 62 -- But Her Face Is 20!
Cherilyn Sarkisian was born on May 20, 1946 A.D. Believe!
She has done -- and redone -- her best to turn back time.
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The Secret's Out, Along with Reese's Bikini
Jake Gyllenhaal was flaunting his relationship -- and Reese Witherspoon's body -- in Malibu over the weekend. Enjoy the pics.
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Mike Tyson -- Heavyweight
Former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson let it all hang out in Cannes this weekend.
The 41-year-old -- who is at the French film festival to pimp his new documentary -- looked like he had to loosen a few notches on his championship belt.
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Our Hero Leo Actually Traded Up!
Leonardo DiCaprio really is the king of the world.
The guy breaks up with supermodel Gisele and still manages to upgrade ... to supadupamodel Bar Refaeli. The 22-year-old Israeli stunner struck a pose in Cannes this weekend.
He may not have won an Oscar yet, but Leo already has a golden statue.
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Whitney's Dress is T*ts!
Despite the scorching temperatures in L.A. this weekend, "Hills" star Whitney Port still had a nippy lunch at the Ivy.
Whitney's wardrobe malfunction turned the Robertson Blvd. eatery into the best breastaurant in the world.
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Another Hollywood Baby Bump?!
Is there another pregnant man?!
While out golfing in South Carolina on Thursday, Cheech Marin was snapped with his bulging belly.
While his reps won't comment on Cheech's personal life, it seems unlikely he could be preggers since ... he is 61-years-old.
Stomach developing ...
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Gwyneth Sweats Her Boobs Off
Working out at the same gym Madonna frequents, Gwyneth Paltrow glistened as she emerged from a workout in London yesterday.
Is "slippery nipple" a drink or a workout regimen?
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Bumpin' Uglies?
After "accidentally" revealing to the world that Angelina Jolie was expecting twins, Jack Black proves that even though she's eating for three, he's still fatter than she is.
One of these people is expected to give birth some time this summer. The other one has nice highlights.
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Lily Allen In the Not-So Buff
Blondered British singer Lily Allen maneuvered some dangerous curves as she dove off rocks and sunbathed topless on the French Riviera on Wednesday.
Smile.