Celeb Rump Roast

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Little in the middle ... but they got much back! Sir Mix-a-Lot and the 90's would have a field day with all the junk in these trunks.

Nip Slips Are Poppin' Fresh

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Who doesn't love boobage? Celebrity peekaboos -- hear these areolas sing!

Sharon's Good Side? Not Her Backside!

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Sharon Stone just turned 50 and looks great -- from the front!

La Stone let it all hang out in Cannes on Thursday and proved she still has the ass of a 22-year-old ... Mischa Barton.

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You Oughta Know, Break-Up Does a Body Bad

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Alanis Morissette showed up on "Today" looking like she swallowed one too many jagged little pills.

The super-talented singer broke up with mega-hottie Ryan Reynolds back in 2007, since then she's been keeping one hand in her pocket and another one in a Cheetos bag.

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Asstastic!

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We hate to see them go, but love to watch 'em leave. Check out some of Hollywood's hottest assets

Ocean's Six-Pack

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Just when you thought George Clooney couldn't get any hotter -- he takes off his shirt.

With Sarah Larson nowhere in sight, the 47-year-old and his boy friends hung out in Puerto Vallarta on Thursday.

You're welcome.

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J.Love Hauls Off the Junk in Her Trunk

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Jennifer Love Hewitt dragged her big ol' can to the curb on Wednesday.

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Carnie Wilson: From Playboy to Oh, Boy

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Gastric-bypass babe Carnie Wilson has weathered life's ups and downs.

Although she showed off all of her reupholstered lady lumps in a 2003 Playboy pictorial, the former Wilson Phillips singer appears to have reverted back to her more natural self while at a L.A. car wash on Wednesday.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, people.

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Fergie & Kristen: Battle of the Buns

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They may not be of Kardashian proportions, but Fergie and Kristen Bell still have some bangin' junk in their trunks.

Snapped in the Big Apple, Fergie's leather lumps and Bell's bulbous booty proved NYC really is back!

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What a Catch! The Fish, Not Shayne Lamas

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Shayne Lamas took a page out of the Andy Baldwin Famewhore Handbook yesterday -- when she fished, swam and frolicked for photogs on a Malibu beach.

The newest "Bachelor" bride-to-not-be caught a nice-sized shovelnose guitarfish -- which ended up being the first of many creatures Shayne will dump back into the wild.

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Zit Couple of the Moment

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Spotted: "Gossip Girl's" Penn Badgley getting a poolside pimple popping by girlfriend/co-star Blake Lively. OMFG!

Nothing says you know you love me like a romantic Mexican vacation with your co-star -- combined with a little acne extraction.

XOXO.

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Cher Turns 62 -- But Her Face Is 20!

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Cherilyn Sarkisian was born on May 20, 1946 A.D. Believe!

She has done -- and redone -- her best to turn back time.

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The Secret's Out, Along with Reese's Bikini

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Jake Gyllenhaal was flaunting his relationship -- and Reese Witherspoon's body -- in Malibu over the weekend. Enjoy the pics.

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Mike Tyson -- Heavyweight

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Former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson let it all hang out in Cannes this weekend.

The 41-year-old -- who is at the French film festival to pimp his new documentary -- looked like he had to loosen a few notches on his championship belt.

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Our Hero Leo Actually Traded Up!

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Leonardo DiCaprio really is the king of the world.

The guy breaks up with supermodel Gisele and still manages to upgrade ... to supadupamodel Bar Refaeli. The 22-year-old Israeli stunner struck a pose in Cannes this weekend.

He may not have won an Oscar yet, but Leo already has a golden statue.

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Whitney's Dress is T*ts!

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Despite the scorching temperatures in L.A. this weekend, "Hills" star Whitney Port still had a nippy lunch at the Ivy.

Whitney's wardrobe malfunction turned the Robertson Blvd. eatery into the best breastaurant in the world.

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