Cristiano Ronaldo: Hot, Wet and Taken!
Severe heat warnings were issued after ridiculously hot Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo and his bootylicious Spanish girlfriend Nereida Gallardo soaked up each other's gorgeousness on the beach in Italy. Europe couldn't have asked for a better tourism campaign than these pictures.
Logan to CBS: Shiite Happens
Lara Logan is the Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent for CBS News -- a title she may have confused a bit with shagging amongst the Shiites.
Logan -- whose career is as hot as her looks -- has been embroiled in a love triangle while covering the war in Iraq. According to the NY Post, Logan had relations with a married civil contractor and a fellow CNN reporter. So that's what "embedded" means.
CBS just this week relocated Logan to Washington D.C., where affairs never happen. So what, pray tell, will CBS do? Lure Candy Crowley from CNN? Hire a native? It just wouldn't be the same, certainly not for the two dudes who had fun on Logan's run.
Nick & 'Nessa Emerge From Hiding!
They haven't been seen together in a while, but Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey finally resurfaced doing what they do best -- vacationing!
The unmarried lovers took time out of their busy schedules of, er, of, um ... they laid out by their hotel pool in Salt Lake City on Wednesday.
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Heidi vs. Meg: The Choice Is Simple, Right?
Why our camera guy would stop filming the gorgeous Heidi Klum to follow the disappearing-before-our-eyes Meg Ryan is anyone's guess.
Also in NY: A post-"detox" Steven Tyler, Elijah Wood compared sizes with a pap and Joshua Jackson gave it up for photogs.
In L.A.: Mel B miraculously walked again after being wheelchair bound, Denzel was randomly asked about Ashlee Simpson, Queen Latifah made the fastest Mr. Chow exit ever and poor Amaury Nolasco was overlooked for Rob Schneider.
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Kristen Bell On All Fours
"Heroes" hottie Kristen Bell got it twisted with her borefriend Dax Shepard on Monday.
Kristen showed off her super powerful booty -- and some sort of bandage/nicotine patch -- while in Villa Borghese Park in Rome.
Orlando and Miranda In Full Bloom
It's obvious who wears the pants in Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's relationship.
The stupidly hot couple roasted in the Spanish sun on the Canary Islands with Orlando going completely buck naked, while his Victoria's Secret supermodel babe kept it modest ... by just wearing a bikini bottom. Olé!
When these two are together, there are few places where the sun don't shine.
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Cindy Margolis Gives Her Breast Effort
Cindy Margolis' boobs are like a car crash ... good luck looking away from 'em.
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Karolina Kurkova -- Packing on the Pounds?
If you believe the Brazilian press, this is a fat woman.
Supermodel Karolina Kurkova was blasted over the weekend for the above appearance at Sao Paulo Fashion Week. One paper called her out for having cellulite and back fat.
You know what they say, it's all downhill when you reach ... 24.
Girl Power!
Phoebe: The Price Is So Wrong
A-list nobody Phoebe Price may have finally found a way to make herself memorable -- taking a picture of her loose, pasty, anatomically incorrect backside!
Phoebe, age unknown, took time out of her busy schedule of standing outside The Ivy begging anyone to take her photo -- to flash her congealed body, while doing something resembling a cartwheel on the beach this weekend. She's not ready for her closeup.
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Beach Bods: The Chicks
Break out the tanning oil and string bikinis -- these Hollywood beauties are stripping down. It's going to be a hot hot summer!
Nancy Reagan -- Just Say No to Aging
Upright 86-year-old former First Lady of the U.S. Nancy Reagan looked heavenly on her way into a nail salon in Hollywood.
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Elle Macfierceson: The Body is Still Bangin'
Random dude on Elle's left can't be wrong -- the 44-year-old former supermodel is still a jaw dropper!
"The Body" looked elle' good as she showed some of her mother of two legs in a gold mini-dress thing on Thursday.
Macpherson proves -- Janice Dickinson aside -- once a supermodel, always a supermodel!
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Beach Bods: The Dudes
It's official! Summer is finally here, and the guys are already hitting the beaches. Luckily some have also been hitting the gym. Some of them ... not so much.
Belinda Carlisle: You Go-Go Girl!
From the looks of Belinda Carlisle in Hawaii on Wednesday, you wouldn't know she's turning 50 in August.
She's got the ... beach body!