Hot Bodies

Still showing no sign of bringing back "Chappelle's Show," comic god Dave Chappelle flaunted his shockingly ripped physique at an ice cream shop in the Bahamas today ... where he's vacationing with his wife and kids.

Takes us back to the glory days of "Half Baked" ... motherf**ker said ice cream b!!!!

It's been years since Brooke Burns was on "Baywatch," but you'd never know it based on her smokin' hot bikini body in Maui on Tuesday.

The 33-year-old "You Deserve It" game show host recently got engaged to "Warrior" director Gavin O'Connor.

For Brooke, life really is a beach.

Ben Stiller proved he's still got those "Zoolander" looks and moves by showing off his 46-year-old ripped, buff shirtless bod in Hawaii on Tuesday.

Blue Steel isn't the only thing that never gets old.

Multilingual Swiss model Nena Ristic exercised her gift of the gab in Miami on Christmas Eve -- chatting up several eager men on the beach ... including AC Milan soccer star Kevin-Prince Boateng (left).

Nena speaks five languages -- English, French, German, Serbian, and Italian ... not counting Assamese.

Sofia Vergara may have been on vacation this weekend in Mexico ... but her bikini top was stuck working overtime.

Your move, Katy Perry.

Katy Perry spent her Xmas Day frolicking around in the ocean off the beaches of Hawaii with some friends ... but without hubby Russell Brand.

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" star Rob McElhenney has finally dropped the 50 pounds of fatness he put on for the show this season ... but dude admits it was fun being a glutton.

Rob hit The Grove in L.A. yesterday along with his wife/co-star Kaitlin Olson ... and revealed the two main junk food groups he gorged on to pack on the weight.

But there was one down side to the fat phase ... besides clogged arteries ... and according to Kaitlin, it caused some problems in the bedroom.

Most of the country has a half-day today ... but not us -- we're working!!!! So, to ease the pain, we've put together a giant gallery of beautiful people running around in practically nothing.

There's also a photo of John Stamos hiding somewhere in the gallery.

With her son Peter nowhere in sight, supermodel Stephanie Seymour showed off her lovely girls in a sexy tan bikini in St. Barts on Tuesday.

The 43-year-old is hanging on by a string ... and what a gorgeous string it is.

Whatever Oscar winner Russell Crowe is doing it appears to be working.

The 47-year-old looked a lot fitter and leaner in Sydney on Monday (left) than he did back in L.A. six months ago (right).

A beautiful mind ... and body.

Croatian soccer star Darijo Srna soaked his smooth, ripped muscles in baby blue man-panties while on the beach in Barbados on Monday.

The 29-year-old has a lot of support.

"Step Up 3D" star Sharni Vinson showed off her alarmingly slender bikini body on the beach in Sydney this weekend.

The 28-year-old -- who is currently dating "Twilight" muscleman Kellan Lutz -- could really use a cheeseburger about now.

So, we gotta ask ...

"Modern Family" hot mama Sofia Vergara left little to the imagination by rockin' a pair of see-through black tights and showing off her bootyful side ... and front ... while heading to her SUV in L.A. on Wednesday.

"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica was desperately in need of some support earlier today -- hitting Miami Beach in a polka dot bikini so small ... it defied the laws of physics.

Here it is ... PROOF Lindsay Lohan can still act ... because the actress hit the beach like she didn't have a care in the world Sunday ... hours after someone jacked $10k out of her purse.

With her Playboy spread officially released online, Lohan showed off her physique in a tiny bikini ... that couldn't quite tame her breasts.

TMZ broke the story ... Lohan freaked out Saturday night when her purse went missing at a house party ... a purse which contained her ID, passport and $10k in cash.

Liam Hemsworth escorted Miley Cyrus and her girls to CNN's "Heroes" tribute in L.A. this weekend.

They are like one big happy family.