Joe Jonas and His Platonic Girl Friend
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Self-inflicted abstainer Joe Jonas walked his girlfriend Camilla Belle through New York's meat packing district Monday. No meat was packed.
Jonas Brothers -- Total Fakes
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There is actually something stiffer and less hairy than America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers: Their wax figures.
Just try and pick out the boys from their Madame Tussauds waxen doubles. We dare you!
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NYPD Beware -- The Jonas Bros. Have Arrived
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The NYPD is bulking up security in Times Square for the massive amounts of tweenage girls expected tonight for the Jonas Brothers' performance -- and from the scene outside their hotel today when they arrived, it's a smart move.
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Joe Jonas' DD Dilemma
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It's no secret purity ring enthusiasts Jonas Brothers are virgins, but there's one Secret little Joe can't handle -- Victoria's.
Check out his reaction when a randy fan threw a bra at him during a concert back in August. Joe seems to think he could get a bad case of cooties. We're just sayin'...
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Lovebugs: Jonas vs. Swift
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Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have waged the epic battle of love lost.
Taylor has made sure that anyone with ears is hearing how she was dumped by a "27 second" phone call.
Then the attractive Jonas Brother went to Myspace to give his side of the story. Saying, "For those who have expressed concern over the "27 second" phone call. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did."
That specific Jonas blog has since been removed.
But since this break up is straight out of high school -- things are probably being blown out of proportion.
So we ask ...
Joe Jonas Goes for the Older Chick
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His brothers take super expensive cars for a spin. Middle Jonas does the same with the ladies.
Just minutes after dumping Taylor Swift, Joe (he's 19) is already onto another conquest –- Camilla Belle, 22, the young starlet from "10,000 BC." "They met on the set of his music video," a source tells People. "All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that's why they asked her to be in it."
Taylor's going to have a whole album's worth of material now. We smell sibling rivalry.
Kevin Jonas A Ghini and a Bottle
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Most 21st birthdays are a string of blurred nightmares followed by a sound sleep behind an alleyway dumpster -- but yesterday, Kevin Jonas' big 2-1 was a sin-free day spent behind the wheel a $225,000 Lamborghini.
There's nothing like reaching the legal drinking age while seated in one of the fastest cars money can buy.
Miley's Dude in Nick Jonas Drag
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Miley Cyrus' 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, has declared war on Miley's ex, Nick Jonas.
Gaston mocked the youngest Jonas Bros. by dressing up as the dandy 16-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander for Halloween.
Unfortunately, if Nick wanted to retaliate and go as the underwear model, no one would know who he was undressed as.
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Regis Gets His Virginity Back
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Old Reeg hasn't been a virgin for a while -- and has the kids to prove it -- but he got a second chance yesterday when he dressed up as one of the promise ring poster kids, the Jonas Brothers.
Kelly got herself a Hannah Montana costume, the 20-year-old boyfriend must have been sold separately.
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Jonas: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy GF in Public
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If evangelical Christian boy bander Kevin Jonas and girlfriend Danielle Deleasa keep it up, the eldest Jonai is gonna have to trade his purity ring for NuvaRing®.
While walking the L.A. streets in public this weekend, the 20-year-old singer and his lady friend kept their PDAs strictly G-rated and their hands to themselves. But once the young couple thought they were safe from the eyes of the world, Kev and Danielle got real touchy-feely and sucked face.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
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Nick Jonas: Life in the Fast Lane
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He just turned 16 and Nick Jonas is already behind the wheel of a vintage '68 Mustang. Jesus, take the wheel!
For the record, the car was 24 when Nick was born.
Body of Jonas, Amen!
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Joe Jonas is so close with God, he's starting to get a body like one too!
The 19-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander left an L.A. gym on Thursday, bulging out of his tight V-neck t-shirt. Lord have mercy.
Thou shalt not have impure thoughts of a Jonas.
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Jonas Bros. -- The Boys in the Bubble
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In a pathetic attempt to go under the radar in L.A., the Jonas Brothers had their people to erect a mobile bubble shuttle to protect them from flashbulbs. It didn't protect them from the verbal assault they took from people in the area.
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Courtney Slams Jonas Bros -- That Ain't Rock!
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Courtney Love was doing anything but chillin' in Malibu yesterday. Kurt Cobain's widow had some very un-Disney things to say about purity ring poster children, the Jonas Brothers.
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The One Thing a Jonas Bros Will Get Inside Of
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The eldest Jonai, Kevin Jonas, took a virgin white Lamborghini on a test drive yesterday.
With a ride like that, the 20-year-old will be able to not sleep with anyone he wants.
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Jonas Bros: Look But Don't Touch
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Thou shall not look at thy girl's ass in vain.
Joe Jonas' longing stare proves there are some things even a purity ring cannot repress.