Frenchy Does the Breast Stroke at Topless Pool
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Can't expect a lot of class from anyone who "starred" on "Rock of Love" -- so it's no surprise busted season two contestant "Frenchy" Morgan went cans out at the Rio Casino's topless pool in Las Vegas.
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Walk of Fame Says Chimp's a Chump!
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Legendary chimp thespian Cheeta's chance to have his name permanently etched on the Walk of Fame has just been shot down. What a load of ape dump!
The 76-year-old chimpanzee actor, who's starred in flicks like "Tarzan" and "Bedtime for Bonzo," didn't receive enough votes from the Walk of Fame Committee to have a star placed in his honor in '09.
If Cheeta's not good enough, who is?? Apparently Tinker Bell. That lame ass fairy is getting a star. And we're sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there's a Disney store on the Walk and the "Tinker Bell" movie is coming out in the fall.
Oh yeah -- and the Village People got one too.
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"Gossip Girl" Gets Spotted
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No doubt her TV persona of Serena van der Woodsen has pissed off a lot of people on "Gossip Girl" -- but getting pissed on may be a first.
Blake Lively got some relief from a hot NYC day on Wednesday -- compliments of her pup's golden shower.
Where's the sisterhood of the traveling pants when you need 'em?!
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Famke Janssen Is Steaming Hot
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Even X-Men superheroes have to pick up after their dog!
With her dry cleaning in one hand and a stinky load of her pup Licorice's poo in another, Famke Janssen kept the streets of NYC clean for pedestrians.
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It's Hard Out Here For a Chimp
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It is one of the greatest injustices ever perpetrated in Hollywood -- Cheeta the chimp is not on the Walk of Fame.
The legendary 76-year-old star (yes, 76) of "Bedtime for Bonzo" and "Tarzan" is on a one mammal mission to get his name on a star on Hollywood Blvd. Not only does he have his own website, the artistic simian is coordinating an online petition to get him on the Walk, publishing a book, putting a single on iTunes and starring in a new movie!
Kermit, Lassie and Godzilla have theirs -- give the chimp a chance.
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The Bitch is Back ...
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... and they found the dog too. Janice Dickinson, who lost her new pooch just days after picking it up from a Malibu pet store, was seen walking the chocolate brown lab puppy through the Hollywood Hills Sunday morning.
We're guessin' the dog was better off lost than found.
World's Smartest Dog Runs Away
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Just one week after an adorable chocolate lab pup got adopted by Janice Dickinson, the pooch made a run for it.
Janice has offered a reward. BTW, the pet store wrote the sign and spelled Janice's last name incorrectly.
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Dr. Evil Has a Heart?
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Dr. Will Kirby -- you know, the devilish doctor from "Big Brother" and "Dr. 90210" -- may finally be using his evil reality show powers for good.
In between Botox injections and mole-checking, the good doc is hard at work trying to find a home for a six-week-old Yorkie puppy born without eyes. Kirby, who is still playing fetch with "For Love or Money" star Erin Brodie, apparently has a soft spot in his cold, cold heart for cute canines.
As for the the blind pup -- who was abandoned at a vet's office -- Kirby says he'll pony up for the pricy adoption fees and the initial vet visit for the new parents.
To inquire about this specific dog, email the Yorkshire Terrier Club directly.
Baby, You're a Star!
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There are plenty of sublebrites that would maul their mamas to get this close to A-listers.
Meet Baby, a puppy mill survivor, who had been locked in a cage most of her life. Rescued by Jana Kohl, Baby embarked on nationwide tour to increase awareness about what goes on at puppy mills. Oh and she met a few big time celebs along the way.
Old Bitch Ditched ... No, Not Janice
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Janice Dickinson, 371 in dog years, took an aging pooch for a test drive yesterday in Malibu-- but snubbed Old Yeller and adopted a floppy-eared puppy instead.
We're not sure which one got the better deal.
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Granny to Nick -- Watch Your Wiener!
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Linda Hogan seems just so worried about her boy Nick in the tapes we've obtained -- that is, until the family bird gets out of its cage and then, it's like -- Nick? Nick who? Hell, at least one Hogan is out of a cage.
And get this: Granny gets on the phone to fill the time -- and who knew that she loved the d**k jokes?
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Star Jones' Ruff Meal
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Former morbidly-obese lawyer Star Jones stuffed her face with all sorts of gooey kibble at a restaurant in Cannes on Thursday.
No domesticated animals were harmed in the making of her meal. We think.
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A Hard Day's Night For Headless Ringo
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Vandals beheaded a Liverpool garden sculpture of Ringo Starr, knocking the bushy Fab Four down to three.
The Edward Scissorhands-esque plants took 18 painstaking months to grow, only to have Ringo's head chopped off last week. The rest of Ringo's decapitated leafy body was brought into a nursery for repair and growth.
Somewhere in England Heather Mills is buying a pair of shears.
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Pam Anderson's Pooch Has Bone to Pick
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Pam Anderson's pooch can probably play fetch and roll over, but her kids are also trying to teach it a trick -- sic the paps!
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Wood You Hit It?
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At 60 years old, Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood doesn't look a day older ... than Keith Richards.
Ronnie went for one of his walks in London on Wednesday.
Rock and roll will never die.
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Oprah's Dead Bitches!
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Proving everything she touches turns to gold, Oprah Winfrey's dead dogs have been turned into a masterpiece.
A life-size monument by controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards depicts conjoined-at-the-hip 'puppy versions' of Oprah's late Cocker Spaniel Sophie and Golden Retriever Gracie atop of the unwed 54-year-old's head. So wrong.