The Hills

Things have got to be bad when Kelsey's show just got canceled -- and Lauren and company are about to make a fake season four. For the love of tossed salads and scrambled eggs!

The miraculous event took place outside Crown Bar on Wednesday, when a photog fell over trying to take the "Hills" star's pic -- which caused an authentic gasp from Lauren.

Producers were immediately rushed to the scene, where LC was mic'd properly for a re-shoot.

Is nothing sacred?

Sorry Audrina, the city does not accept nude pics as payment.

Yeah, even the NY paps -- who know a thing or two about a good pie -- gave her a hard time about it.

The MTV star, who looked genuinely horrified, ran to the closest taxi where she dropped her head into her hands and tried to get a grip. "The Hills" are a scary place sometimes.

We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.

In related news, more people should strive to be like Rob Reiner.

In 2007, one of them admitted to having plastic surgery at age 20.

We're just sayin'!

Unlike Victoria Beckham's dVb collection -- which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann's -- Montag's clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson. "The Hills" are alive with the sound of cash registers.

But if you want to get your hands on one of her hoochie shorts or cheapie dresses you'll have to look elsewhere -- sources tell us Kitson won't be getting a new shipment of Heidi's line until the summer or fall collection comes out. Make it stop!

Moral of this story: It's a lot easier to sell crappy $44.95 jeans, than crappy $250 ones!

UPDATE: The dVb line is holding its own! Posh's line has completely sold out at the Reseda Loehmann's - beautiful Reseda, California - where the "Karate Kid" lived!

Oh yeah, and they thought their presence helped make it an "A-list" event.

The lawsuit, which was filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, claims the assistants typically put in more than eight hours a day, without meal breaks, yet were not paid overtime. Welcome to Hollywood!

For the days they worked on location, the assistants claim MTV provided them with already-completed and filled-out timesheets -- which reflected an eight-hour day -- even though on numerous occasions they worked much longer. Looks like the "real world" isn't just hot tubs and drunken hookups!

Royal Caribbean has released renderings of its new cruise ship, Genesis, using photos of real people scattered throughout the ship. So look real close, and you'll see none other than "The Hills" dimwits. But here's the deal....the ship has violated the law.