Audrina on "MadTV" -- Worse Than Phelps?
It only took a week -- but we may have found someone worse than Michael Phelps at sketch comedy.
During last nights "MadTV," Audrina Patridge tried her best to perform on the second scripted show she's appeared on.
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Audrina -- Moving Out and Up!
"The Hills" ain't big enough for Audrina Patridge anymore.
Sources close to Audrina tell TMZ a spin-off show starring Audrina is "in the works." And it's all happening fast -- moving trucks are in front of the house she shares with Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth right now.
The spin-off news comes on the same day it was announced she'll be starring in a horror movie called "Sorority Row." We smell an Oscar!
MTV released this statement: "MTV has no plans for a spin-off with Audrina."
LC's Roses Hate Heidi
Flowers are the key to LC's heart -- especially when the bouquet comes with a note slamming her chestically enhanced, famewhore of a mortal enemy!
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Kristin Cavallari Drunk and Irrelevant
She may be having trouble getting on TV these days, but one thing's for sure -- Kristin Cavallari ('memba her?!) has no problem getting into bars.
Last night outside One Sunset, KC was, well ... let's just say it's good she got a cab.
L.C. -- Rear-ender Offended Her
We know Lauren Conrad is plenty sore because her clothes are selling about as well as the Shauna Sand celibacy kit. A minor rear-ender outside Katsuya last night could only add injury to insult.
Springer to Speidi: Even I Don't Go There
Jerry Springer said he wouldn't have Heidi and Spencer get married on his show because celebrities aren't allowed on. Wait, so what's the problem?
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God Save the Pope from the Dope
As if the Heidi and Spencer wedding circus wasn't sacrilegious enough.... Now she tells us she's hoping to score the Pope as the priest for her televised nuptials.
Will the divorce be carried live, too?
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Audrina -- Stacked Four High
Audrina Patridge busted out a little girl-on-girl action at a pool in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Her friend's smile isn't nearly as big as hers.
Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch
The thought of Spencer Pratt in a Speedo is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouths, but Heidi's delusional he-bitch says he'd take on Michael Phelps in the Olympics and win.
Do they give gold medals for douchebaggery?
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Audrina Goes Down... Under
Sure, we're used to catching Audrina walking the streets -- but now she's got a new companion. The John Doe is Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan - who apparently prefers Audrina's hills over Australia's deserts. Sorry Justin Bobby - looks like Corey's riding that bike now.
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LC -- Officially Worthless
Lauren Conrad is a free woman.
We've learned that Kitson -- the boutique that was just trying to do a buy-one-get-one deal for LC's clothing line -- has finally just thrown up its hands and is giving away the rest of its Lauren overstock. At least they've found a reasonable destination: They're giving away her collection to Caitlin's Closet, a charity that gives girls dresses for their big events, like the prom and homecoming.
Gives new meaning to that old saw, "Off like a prom dress," doesn't it?
Heidi Puts the "Ho" in Shopaholic
"The Hills" must pay some serious cash because yesterday Heidi Montag looked for clothes -- and mucho attention -- at Kitson, Madison, Cartier, Chanel, Fendi and Barneys New York.
She shopped, posed and gave props to Jesus -- an honest day's work for a good Christian girl.
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And On the 7th Day He Said "Let Girls Go Wild"
Heidi Montag's boyfriend/mouthpiece says she'll never do Playboy because it's against "her faith" -- but being buds with pimpresario Joe Francis, that's cool with the big dude upstairs, right?