LC & Audrina's Kiss-Off -- Take Two

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Reality shows shouldn't have Alternate Endings -- but last night in Beverly Hills, LC mysteriously re-appeared next to Audrina's car outside Bond St. sushi just two minutes after she supposedly left in her BMW.

That show isn't staged, is it?!

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The Montag Sisters Good vs. Evil

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Do you like your Montag with or without plastic?

Now that Holly Montag (Heidi's older sis) has officially moved to L.A., we're wondering ...

The Self-Frumpification of a Hot Chick

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Whitney Port is interested in a career in fashion -- and her personal fashions certainly are interesting.

"The Hills" castoff pulled some cash out of a Beverly Hills ATM yesterday -- she should use it to pay her grandmother for the clothes she stole out of her wardrobe.

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The American Dream

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Did we say dream? We meant nightmare.

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Speidi LC's Audi Can Suck It!

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Heidi and Spencer showed up LC last night at her own party. You'll recall LC just got a $118,000 Audi. The Hateables one-upped that by rolling up in a Rolls Royce Phantom. We did some checking and were told H/S really did buy the car for around $400,000. Apparently, Jesus loves 24" inch rims. Chauffeur not included.

"The Hills" May Be Fake ... But The Check Isn't

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Lauren Conrad was in West Hollywood yesterday, showing off her brand new $118,000 Audi R8.

Say what you will about her fake reality life -- the girl is getting paid in a major way. Take that, Audrina!

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LC & Jason: Reunited and It Feels So Scripted

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In what's either one of the worst decisions she's ever made or just the latest plot point on "The Hills," Lauren Conrad reunited with her douchey ex, Jason Wahler, for dinner last night.

Friends? Enemies? Lovers? Who the hell knows?! As with all the "Hills" fools, it's only as real or as fake as you want to believe.

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Audrina: Wet And Manhandled

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Looks like Audrina has moved on from her smelly ex Justin Bobby once and for all.

Those rumors about Justin and LC probably just landed this new guy a golden opportunity. Lucky bastard.

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Jason Wahler's Prayer of the Hateful

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Clearly it's been a while since Jason Wahler's been to church, cause we're pretty sure prayers don't include the words "Kill Yourself." On the other hand, he's praying for Heidi Montag, so...

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Taco Bell Just Got Cheaper

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If seeing Heidi and Spencer working the Taco Bell drive-thru window isn't enough to make you actually run for the border, we don't know what will.

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Patridge Family Strip Down -- C'mon Get Happy!

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Audrina Patridge won't do hardcore, but her equally hot, tattooed badass older sister is about as hardcore as it gets -- the proof is on her body.

The "Hills" star and her inked up older sis Casey busted out their bikinis and flaunted their ridiculously taut physiques at the Wet Republic party at the MGM Grand this weekend -- and we got more awesome video footage and still photos of them doing what they do best -- nothing -- than you will ever need in your entire life.

Oh, and if you weren't impressed enough -- Casey had a baby earlier this year. Sometimes life just ain't fair.

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With Audrina Away The Laurens Will Play

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Lauren Conrad and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were in Las Vegas for Lo's birthday -- but it also could have been a sneaky way to celebrate that Audrina Patridge is finally out of their house.

Lo threw down at TAO Nightclub for her 22nd b-day -- which isn't actually until Monday.

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The Part of Audrina's BF Will Be Played By ...

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They're a match made in scripted reality heaven. Even though Audrina's ditching "The Hills," she still won't ditch that d-bag boyfriend Justin Bobby.

At least now they can make out without the ever disapproving eye of LC.

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Spencer & Heidi: Conjoined at the Brain

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Fame-whoring Siamese cheese balls Spencer and Heidi turned feeding the homeless at a downtown L.A. mission into yet another sad photo op on Wednesday.

Unfortunately, their condition is inoperable.

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Audrina Does Lines

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The script in Audrina's hands can only mean one thing -- she's getting ready to shoot her reality show.

She's such a character, that one!

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What the Puck Is Jumping the Shark?

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By adding portraits of Heidi & Spencer to the A-list covered walls of CUT restaurant in Bev Hills, Wolfgang Puck definitely "jumped the shark" this weekend. Just don't try asking him what that means.

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