Rapper Lil Wayne provided the most hilarious deposition we've ever seen -- ripping one-liners, busting on attorneys -- but it could ultimately bite him in the ass. Especially the part where it sounds like he's threatening a lawyer.
Also, Chris Brown fails a drug test -- but the judge doesn't violate his probation ... even though he's not supposed to break ANY laws. We'll tell you what saved his hide.
Plus, the NFL "tragedy" everyone's talking about! Just how badly did the Green Bay Packers get screwed? Legendary GB running back Ahmad Green and the Mayor of Green Bay call in to sound off!
Model Maggie Rizer's golden retriever died during a cross-country flight -- which is sad enough -- but what really doesn't add up is United Airlines' response. Maggie called in to explain why she's on a crusade against the airline ... and it ain't about money.
Plus, Kanye West's sex tape confession! He's one-upped his GF -- but there's one big difference between his TWO sex tapes ... and Kim Kardashian's XXX action. Besides the obvious.
Also, Fiona Apple made a bizarre challenge to the officers who busted her for drugs in Texas -- and now one of 'em joins us to fire back at Fiona!
The death of a scuba diver on the set of "The Lone Ranger" -- we broke the story, and now we're uncovering new details about the tragedy ... which is the latest in a string of setbacks during filming of Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer's new movie.
Plus, Adrienne Maloof's divorce takes another nasty turn -- and her 'Real Housewives' co-stars are choosing sides. Taylor Armstrong calls in to reveal what she's seen going on between Adrienne, Dr. Paul Nassif ... and their kids.
Also, no one's cutting Jessica Simpson a break after she's brave enough to put on some Daisy Dukes! What's a girl gotta do?
Lindsay Lohan ignited a huge debate in our newsroom -- did she really hit that NYC pedestrian? We've got the surveillance video now, and just like the Zapruder film, everyone sees something different. So ... let's fight about it.
Plus, Paris Hilton ... gay-friendly or raging homophobe? She claims her comment -- "most [gay men] probably have AIDS" -- was taken out of context. You buying that?
And OJ Simpson's old cohort Kato Kaelin calls in to refute a report that he said OJ really DID commit the murders -- and he's threatening major legal action.
Now THIS is crazy ... Lindsay Lohan gets arrested, and some people actually believe her instead of the alleged victim! Michael Lohan called in, and went head-to-head with Evan ... who's NOT willing to give Linds the benefit of the doubt. Does she deserve it?
Plus, here comes the cavalry -- Amanda Bynes' parents are coming to Cali as she faces a DUI case and 2 alleged hit-and-runs, but they might be too late ... unless they're willing to make one drastic move.
Also, will Arnold Schwarzenegger tell the whole truth in his new memoir? Harvey reveals one "Ahnald" story that probably won't make the book. But it should!y.
It might look like Amanda Bynes is copying the Britney Spears playbook, even thoug Amanda insists there's no conservatorship in her future. But after what went down on Sunset Boulevard ... there should be!
Plus, the Royals win a battle in the Kate Middleton topless pics scandal ... but lose the war -- and, for some reason, Donald Trump jumps into the controversy?
Also, Dina Lohan's getting ripped for appearing drunk on TV -- and (justifiably) for being a bad mother -- but is it finally time for Lindsay Lohan to stop blaming mommy for screwing up her life? Harvey thinks so.
Amanda Bynes finally got busted for driving without a license -- then she got attacked by none other than Lindsay Lohan! Yes, the same Lindsay who's dodged prison sentences ... now thinks Amanda's getting off easy.
Plus, more topless photos of Kate Middleton are published in Italy -- while Will and Kate pose for some seriously ironic pics.
And, "Two and a Half Men" star Jon Cryer calls in to poke fun at his painful and bloody bike wreck during the Malibu Triathlon. Fitness is a bitch.
Topless photos of Kate Middleton emerge -- so how did a photographer know she was staying at a remote chateau in France? Sounds like it could be an inside job.
Plus, Dina Lohan denies being wasted during a Dr. Phil interview ... but the video speaks for itself. Michael Lohan -- who knows a wasted Dina when he sees one -- joins TMZ Live.
And, is the "X Factor" endangering Britney Spears by inviting potential stalkers onto the show?
We broke the story ... photos of Amanda Bynes smoking something out of a pipe while driving around town -- and now cops are worried this could have a deadly ending. So, the question of the day ... how to save Amanda from herself and everyone else??
Plus, Britney Spears makes her big "X Factor" debut to mixed reviews -- was she really worth $15 million ... especially after "The Voice" beat it in the ratings?
Also, directors Nick Cassavetes thinks consensual incest is ok as long as there's no baby-making -- and he might have a point. A really creepy one, but a point nonetheless.
Tara Reid says that bumbling, stumbling video of her in St. Tropez was a setup -- but we see clear evidence it was nothing more than ... hysterical! Watch us break down the game tape, then decide if you buy Tara's claim?
Plus, Simon Cowell can't stop talking about "The Voice" ... even though it's up against his "X Factor" tonight! Is he running scared or a master promoter? Oh, and how in the world did 'Factor' judge Demi Lovato get an honor reserved for Hollywood LEGENDS??
Also, Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj's walk of shame means a lot more than just a one-night stand ... allegedly. We'll explain why Kim Kardashian should be very interested in our video.
Randy Jackson's been saved! Pulled of the heap of fired "American Idol" judges, but considering 'Idol' chased several other judges before crawling back to the Dawg -- should he be thrilled or feel insulted?
Plus, Jessica Simpson's new Weight Watcher's ad has us asking one big question: WHERE'S HER BODY? Why hide her progress ... if she's making progress?
And the "Gangnam Style" phenomenon hits the TMZ newsroom as Psy drops in to debut a brand new dance move -- which Harvey and Charles can't pull off (shocker) -- and reveals why he totally blew it in Boston.
The fact Kanye West used Kim Kardashian's sex tape as visual Viagra when he was with other women is either romantic, creepy -- or both. We'll tell you what Kim thinks, but more importantly ... we're dying to hear what YOU think?
Plus, Miley Cyrus' weekend from Hell -- a creepy intruder gets busted at her house ... and she ends up a suspect in a criminal battery at a nightclub.
Also, the heroic Navy Seal who helped take out Osama Bin Laden is talking about the mission on TV and in a book. Good idea? And are you buying his story that Team 6 didn't intend to kill OBL?
Rihanna stole the VMAs ... in all the worst ways. First off ... she hugged, kissed, and then lovingly rubbed Chris Brown's head. Then appeared to mouth the word a**holes when Drake, Nicki Minaj, and Lil Wayne walked by. And we think it's a gigantic attention grab.
Plus, Simon Cowell's master plan is now in focus with Khloe Kardashian is about to sign on as the new host of "X Factor." We now know Simon's M.O.
And, what is the funniest movie of all-time? A scientific study may have proven Harvey right once-and-for-all.
"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star June Shannon swears she ain't gonna stop chowing down on roadkill any time soon -- calling into TMZ Live to let us know her newfound fame and fortune won't change her redneck ways one bit.
And, Jessica Simpson lost 40 pounds ... if you believe a new magazine cover. Our photos of her from Tuesday tell a much different, much bigger story.
Seal needs to make up his mind -- first he tells our cameraman Heidi Klum started banging their bodyguard BEFORE they separated, but now he swears he misspoke. At the very least, it's time to get some new protection.
Plus, Kanye West breaks the fourth wall, asking his fans if it's okay to refer to women as "bitches" in his rap songs. DJ Quik weighs in -- telling us, the b-word is fine with him ... even when referring to his own sisters.
And, Prince Harry isn't the only royal flashing the jolly hockey stick.
