Alec Baldwin's ridiculous cell phone standoff actually raises a great question -- why DO you have to shut down when the plane door closes? We've got expert testimony about how your gadgets mess with a plane and put lives at risk.
Plus, Madonna vs. Gene Simmons ... in a battle over her Super Bowl gig. Live or lip-synch -- YOU make the call! Also, baseball's forcing sexy sideline reporters to tone it down, and Orioles reporter Amber Theoharis thinks it could be a big mistake.
Oh, and before you watch -- apologies to Missouri.
Kim Kardashian, her four sisters and her mom are splitting a $600,000 nail polish contract evenly -- which sounds great -- except that means 14-year-old Kylie just pocket $100K! No kid should have that much money, right?
Plus, Larry King wants a deep freeze when he dies -- but is he just blowing his fortune on a pipe dream? A cryonics expert breaks down the cost and what you actually get for your money. Hint: there are NO guarantees.
Plus, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds -- too hot to last? And TMZ staffer dreams of life on the new Super Earth!
(05:00) Dax believes Kim Kardashian has helped her family get to fame. Also, do you think $100k is too much for a 14 year old? Charles seems to think so. (10:02) A twitter comment stirs the pot in the debate claiming $100k isn't a lot of money. (20:07) Larry King says he wants to be frozen when he dies. We have some basic questions for an expert ... but who needs an expert when Charles was a biology major? (23:33) For an unpredictable outcome, freezing a body might be a pricey gamble. (27:30) Urban myth busted! Walt Disney did NOT freeze his body after death. (31:49) Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds ... too hot to have a successful relationship? Charles seems to think so. (34:05) Charles also thinks there's a hierarchy in relationships. Do you kiss your wife with that mouth, Charles? (36:33) We go down the list picking hot couples that made it and hot couples that didn't ... it's actually kind of a fun game. (41:30) There's a new planet and it could have life on it! ... maybe ... probably ... ok, probably not. (44:00) UFO and alien expert, Robert Kiviat, gives the low down on the new planet. (47:40) We crush Ryan Satin's hope of life on other planets.
Brooke Mueller's latest Aspen arrest is doing a number on the time-space continuum ... because suddenly Charlie Sheen looks like a ... stable parent?
Plus, is taking care of pets a good warmup for kids? Everyone says it, but Bravo's maternity expert Rosie Pope ain't buying it. Also, why Herman Cain's decision to pull out is seriously bumming us out.
And porn star Lisa Ann -- aka "Nailin' Pailin" -- gives us some sex ed ... and reveals more about her "parts" than we wanted to know.
We got to thinkin' ... there are no real Hanukkah songs during the holidays, so a rapper who tried to crash the Jewish holiday with a good beat could score big.
Too Short (left) and Jim Jones (right) squared off Friday on TMZ Live, with their original tunes written just for us.
Hanukkah just got real -- rappers Too Short and Jim Jones join the show to debut their original rap tracks celebrating the Festival of Lights ... and you gotta hear 'em.
Plus, we celebrate Britney Spears' 30th birthday with all the hits, runs, and umbrella-wielding errors -- it's no wonder most people didn't she'd make it to 30.
Also, would you suffer through watching an ad on the ATM screen ... to avoid annoying fees? And a heated round of LSU vs. Georgia trash talk breaks out in the newsroom!
Kim Kardashian is calling shenanigans on Kris Humphries' claim she defrauded him ... and made him a disposable groom for her TV show -- and we have a pretty solid theory on what really went wrong. It's all about high school.
Plus, we talk to Abraham Lincoln -- well, a really good impersonator named Michael Krebs -- about Daniel Day Lewis putting on Abe's hat for a new Spielberg flick.
Also, Harvey's wild OJ Simpson-prison connection -- and the hottest TV wives EVER!
Kris Humphries claims "fraud" ... while Kim Kardashian calls BS and backstabbing! We get all the the breaking details about why this divorce/annulment ain't going away quickly.
Plus, Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina deletes her sexy Twitter feed. So ... imagine you're the Great One -- better to have a smokin' hot daughter or a homely one?
Also, Harvey calls out the media overblowing presidential campaign flubs ... Kevin Smith clears the air about an award snub ... and, food porn! Witness a turkey leg feeding frenzy in the newsroom.
Conrad Murray's own attorney admits it -- doing the Michael Jackson documentary was "probably a mistake." We got Michael Flanagan talking about the 4 year sentence and the documentary ... which he says Murray only did because was broke.
Also, Flanagan explains why Murray didn't say a peep in court today -- and Harvey is baffled by one move the doctor's attorneys didn't make today.
Plus, the word no defendant wants to hear from the judge ... "Yipes!"
T.I. tells Harvey and Dax it's a joke that people are calling him homophobic for saying certain gays just can't take a joke.
And Harvey makes the case that Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive to his children ... which makes you wonder why the D.A. wants Conrad Murray to pay MJ's kids $100 million.
And no one is buyin' what Miley Cyrus is sellin' -- that she was just being a "smart-ass" when she said she's a pothead.
The guy who greenlit that "Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing" billboard calls in -- Brian Gordan claims he had no idea Jewish people would be offended, and you gotta see what happens when we tell him ... we ain't buyin' it.
Plus, Congressman Aaron Schock joins us ... and wonders why Jimmy Fallon isn't catching more flack for his mean-spirited welcome to Michele Bachmann?
And Harvey takes a stand -- President Obama's turkey pardon is pure hypocrisy! What do you think?
"Dirty Jobs" star Mike Rowe calls in and tells us that not only is he getting sued by a prison inmate named over his name -- he also got boycotted this week! Mike tells us his plan to deal with the funniest lawsuit we've seen in a while.
Plus, Newt Gingrich is catching heat for saying he wants to put underprivileged preteens to work as janitors -- but is he a victim of media spin?
Harv takes a passionate stand ... for the band Heart -- claiming they're one of the greatest groups ever ... until the "Dean of American Rock Music Critics" Robert Christgau gets to him.
Francis Ford Coppola has everyone baffled -- why would he say "Godfather II" was a mistake?? Even Frank Sivero, who played Genco in GF2, is challenging Coppola -- calling in to figure out ... why the bitterness over a masterpiece?
Plus, wedding stress sent Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner to splitsville -- so maybe Harvey The Wedding Grinch has a point when he says ... JUST ELOPE?
And, did Matt Damon make a huge mistake by going to a bullfight in Mexico? We're calling for an embargo -- no foreign aid to countries hosting these barbaric events! Agree ... or are we nuts?
All the major players in the Natalie Wood death investigation joined us today ... and gave up all the details that led to the case being re-opened after 30 years.
One huge revelation -- Dennis Davern, captain of "The Splendour" -- says everyone on board, including himself, was wasted on booze! Plus, author Marti Rulli on how her dogged efforts renewed investigators' interest in the case.
Also, Lana Wood talks about her strange relationship with Robert Wagner since the night her sister died -- and they all tells us what they think really happened that mysterious night.
Demi Moore drops the divorce bomb on Ashton Kutcher ... and delivers an oddly harsh message too -- why she's taking a direct shot at Ashton's alleged cheating scandal.
Plus, Selena Gomez' accused stalker, Thomas Brodnicki, is now on a 5150 psycho hold -- and our bizarre video shows why. Did the justice system fail Selena?
And is it okay for moms to be topless in front of her kids? It's our wildest debate since ... well, yesterday. You gotta see a TMZ staffer get OWNED by a viewer!
The chick accusing Justin Bieber of knocking her up drops the paternity suit and gets a new lawyer -- after her original attorneys bail out. Anyone still buying her story?
Plus, the debate that got everyone fired up -- are some people just destined to be fat? Richard Simmons calls in and says people choose to be overweight by eating like crap and not exercising -- and someone takes Harvey to task over his views on sizey foks. You really don’t wanna miss this.
Conrad Murray is suicidal -- and remains in a jail medical ward -- but not everyone's buying it. We're weighing in on whether this could impact Murray's upcoming sentencing.
Plus, Jerry Sandusky's bizarre Bob Costas interview could end up being 'exhibit A' in his future trial.
Also, Harvey makes the case for Howard Stern to be a judge on "America's Got Talent" -- while Parents Television Council prez Tim Winter rips him. And, is Michael Jordan a "Richard?" You gotta hear what former NBAer Olden Polynice says about MJ and the NBA lockout.