TMZ TV

Avril Lavigne and Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger better be really happy about their engagement -- 'cause everyone else is pissed! Something about really bad songs being stuck in their heads?

You'd think Kate Upton could NEVER walk down the street without being noticed -- but she actually did a pretty bang-up job of hiding her curves in NYC. Damn sports bras!

Mariah Carey: "Hello, who's calling Mariah?"
American Idol: Hi, Ms. Carey! Sorry to bother you, but we umm ... well, we want the much younger Nicki Minaj to sit next to you at the judges' tab--((dial tone)) Hello? Hello??

Mike Tyson versus Muhammad Ali ain't your typical hot topic for women, but what is typical is Harv getting schooled on sports -- by a chick. Awesome!

James Gandolfini tackled the mother of all political debates: Abraham Lincoln or George Washington ... who'd kick whose ass? Let the $1 bill versus $5 bill battle royale begin!

It's the photograph our staffers have been working 'round the clock to find -- Paul Ryan shirtless ... and it's finally here!!! So why is our fearless leader so disappointed?

Rapper 2 Chainz confused the hell out of everyone -- by wearing a cunning disguise of THREE chains around his neck. It's like we don't even know him anymore.

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa says she can only be with a man who wins championships ... and if you think that makes her sound like a gold digger -- we agree. Well, some of us do.

Taylor Swift has a habit of trashing exes in song ... including her new #1 hit -- so who's crazier? Taylor or the dudes who keep dating her? Harvey is definitely leaning one way on this.

If you don't have $10 million, and you're looking for some people to hate from a distance -- you're gonna love (to hate) the super brats on "Rich Kids of Instagram." You're welcome.

Latin superstar Luis Miguel's face turned shockingly white due to sudden loss of spray tan -- a growing problem for tanaholics everywhere ... some right here at TMZ. Allegedly.

Good news and bad news for Will.i.am -- the bad news ... he misplaced his one-of-a-kind, $700,000 car. The good news ... it's way too ugly for someone to have stolen it.

Bruce Jenner is calling radishes on Usain Bolt's "greatest athlete of all-time" title -- claiming Bolt can't hang in the only TRUE test of athletic skill ... the big D! And no, that doesn't stand of dressage.