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Gloria Allred has never looked sexier than she did at her transgender dance party to support Chaz Bono. Well ... other than that whole simulated sex with a baseball bat deal.

Justin Timberlake swears the penis picture found on Mila Kunis' cell phone by hackers is NOT his -- so it's time to play ... WHOSE ... PENIS ... IS IT???

Michaele and Tareq Salahi's break-up just took such a sad turn -- we had to turn their absurd lives into an equally absurd song. Maestro!

Ron Artest OFFICIALLY changed his name to Metta World Peace yesterday -- and in much, much bigger news ... he celebrated by stuffing his junk into a tiny pair of shorts.

TMZ uncovered the true identity of the SpongeBob impersonator who got his ass kicked by two chicks on Hollywood Blvd -- and all it took was a litte help from Barney the Dinosaur ... and Michael Jackson.

Eric Dane's wife is pregnant with a 2nd kid ... and he thinks it might be another girl -- but are TWO daughters a blessing ... OR A CURSE!?!?!?!?

Jane Adams plays a pimp on "Hung" -- which is why we asked her to choose which actor would be the best at real life ho-ing ... and then came up with our own list. Pimpin' ain't easy!

'Man Men' star Christina Hendricks and her 2 BFFs got done up for an event -- but we're not convinced anyone saw her face. See if you pass our test, but really ... you can't lose.

Now that former WWE hottie Stacy Keibler is dating George Clooney -- she might want to follow a few simple rules ... and she might delay the inevitable break up by at least a few months.

First, Petra Ecclestone bought Candy Spelling's $85 million mansion -- now her sister Tamara is shopping for her own mega home ... in the $50 million range! Since when did money buy popularity? Oh, right ... silly question.

Leonardo DiCaprio is mistaken for a jewel thief in Australia -- but who needs an actual firsthand witness account ... when we have a master storyteller in the room? Hit it, Harv!

Ricki Lake suffered her first injury on "Dancing with the Stars" -- which reminds us ... she was in "Hairspray" ... and where are all the Black dancers on 'DWTS?' Don't worry ... the confusion will fade after you watch this.

If you want to know how Richie Sambora achieved TMZ American Hero Hall of Fame status -- just ask Heather Locklear AND Denise Richards. Or ... just watch this story.

"Hangover" actor Ken Jeong was asked if he could kick Kim Jong-il's ass in a street fight -- so, is the question racist? And it has nothing to do with them both being Korean. Okay, maybe a little.

Bill Cosby -- longtime face of Jell-O Pudding -- cutting back on pudding??!! What's next -- shredding all the awesome Dad sweaters? Maybe the world really is ending in 2012.

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have selfishly taken each other off the market -- and they shared their first crime against humanity public kiss at Disneyland ... aka 'FORMERLY the Happiest Place on Earth.'