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So, we bumped into that adorable talking E*TRADE baby -- or at least his voice, Pete Holmes -- and uh ... why the hell isn't that baby getting older?? Yes, someone seriously asked that question.

Rihanna loves drinking beers and making it rain at strip clubs so much -- it's almost like she's actually a dude ... but she's totally NOT. Right? RIGHT??

If the Rej3cts didn't create the "Cat Daddy" ... we wouldn't have seen Kate Upton perfect the dance in the greatest viral video EVER!! On behalf of a grateful Internet -- thank you, Rej3cts.

Charlie Sheen dropping the hammer on a sushi-serving strip club in order to protect his reputation ... sounds like the start of a joke. But it's serious ... ly funny.

"Hunger Games" star Josh Hutcherson is one heck of an actor -- 'cause the 19-year-old allegedly used a fake ID to buy really expensive booze. Anyone smell a fake ID?

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are giving up on their spin-off show -- and he's determined to get back to the NBA ... so he might want to find some new practice partners. Just sayin' ...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just started dating -- but all the signs (which we made up) point to them making a baby real soon ... an extremely powerful baby.

Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III -- Mr. #1 and Mr. #2 in the NFL draft -- gave TMZ a preview of their passing skills ... but it was Mr.#22, Brandon Weeden who really impressed. Go ... Browns?

Miss Dominican Republic Carlina Duran committed the worst Miss Universe infraction of them all -- well, besides being a man -- and it cost her the crown.

Time to divvy up the Kardashians' new $40 million deal -- and there's plenty of cash to go around ... as long as your name isn't Lamar or Scott.

Chris Brown is now in the dog breeding biz -- and even cute little adorable puppy faces can't convince people it's a good thing. Then again, he's selling pit bulls. So ... bad idea?

Justin Bieber thinks he's born to be wild -- but now that Usher's convinced him to buy a super-expensive, super-fast motorcycle ... JB might be pressing his luck.

It's been 20 years since the Rodney King verdict ignited the L.A. riots ... so Rodney himself helped us celebrate mark the anniversary. Ahh ... memories.

The Jessica Simpson pregnancy saga just got even more bloated -- because the latest conspiracy theories are the most ridiculous yet! OR ARE THEY???

Oprah Winfrey should listen up -- we came up with a sexy plan to save the OWN Network ... and it's totally foolproof, except for one major crack.

Jonah Hill looks like he's regained all the weight he lost a while back -- and his fans couldn't be ... happier?!? Hey, they're just thinking about his career.