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Jay Z's genius has reached a new high because when Beyoncé showed up for Tidal's big concert, she brought the streaming company's new mascot -- or so it seems.

Bey's extreme cleavage has some people thinking Jay's using his wife’s whappers to push Tidal over the top. Even if it doesn't work, we still got to see boobs ... so that's a W for everyone!

Chris Brown is fighting back against a looming ban from traveling to the land down under. Aussie politicians want to keep him out because of the Rihanna beating.

But now CB has a whole legal team on the case, trying to sway the vote in his favor. Crikey!

Scott Disick hosted a huge nightclub party in Atlantic City, but something was VERY different about this paid appearance. Lingerie-clad dancers and big boobs had ZERO impact on him!

In fact, lord D is more like Bored Disick when it comes to the club scene. We suspect Kourtney's got something to do with this epic change.

Pope Francis has landed and America is losing its collective mind. Crowds gathered, babies got kissed and the Pontiff displayed his extreme Popemobile ... protective bubble NOT included!

Like we said, Francis is EXTREME!! And so cool.

Kylie Jenner went out and about sporting an unusual disguise -- her own face!! The 18-year-old was damn near unrecognizable while car shopping in Calabasas.

The zero make-up transformation is a stunning look at what really lies beneath her typical super glam look: Just a kid.

Nicki Minaj’s ex Safaree Samuels has finally removed the last of his ginormous Nicki tattoos, possibly because he realized having a shrine to your ex on your chest won't help ya pick up new chicks.

His only other option was dating Nicki's twin sister -- who doesn't exist ... so, yeah. Bye, bye tatts!

Here's your feel good moment of the day ... when Lance Corporal Jarrod Haschert learned Ronda Rousey ACCEPTED his invite to the Marine Corps Ball ... and he was totally pumped!!!

Haschert appeared on "TMZ on TV" Tuesday -- when Harvey broke the good news ... that Ronda saw his viral video invitation and thought he was cute!

Check out the clip ... Haschert's reaction is awesome -- especially when we told him that Ronda wants him to find 3 dates for some of her friends.

Congrats!!!

Batman’s new GF on “Gotham” ... Natalie Alyn Lind doesn’t just love bats, she also loves fish -- which is why she attended a funeral for uncle’s dead goldfish.

But that's not as weird as what happened to a raccoon in Toronto -- and that's not as weird as the guy who protects celebs from critters ... dead or alive.

Kelly Clarkson blurted out her big news during her L.A. concert ... she's expecting baby #2! Fans were so excited ... that some of them went out and ran up $100 bar tabs! And yes, some of them work at TMZ.

Get ready for adventures in ridiculous-expense-reports.

Ed Sheeran is a huge fan of either Cecil the lion or terrible tattoos, 'cause he just got a giant lion's head and mane inked all over his chest.

He's gonna love lions for the rest of his life. Got no choice now.

Jennifer Lopez is a freak of nature ... looking way hotter than anyone has a right to on their 46th birthday.

But how much hotness does JLo have left in her?

Scott Disick and Lamar Odom’s loss is everyone else’s gain … because Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are flaunting their bodies all over town.

But will Kim have the last laugh? We sure hope so ...

Tom Selleck's forking over $21,000 to put that embarrassing stolen water caper behind him. Shockingly, a P.I. busted Magnum jacking H2O from the state ... just so she could keep his avocado trees in the green.

The cash is nice and all -- but a better settlement would've been free guac for life!! Just sayin' ...

Robin Thicke is going out of his way to become the white Tiger Woods -- is what someone might say if they saw the singer walking out of his dentist office with a giant GAP in his grill.

What's up with the hole in one tooth? Hehe, that was awful ... watch the vid.

Jimmy Fallon’s wedding ring nearly ripped his finger off in a freak accident. So, we had to know if he thinks the thing is cursed now. We got the Tonight Show's answer, and his wife is gonna LOVE it!

And by that, we mean ... she's gonna hate it.

"Shark After Dark" host Eli Roth knows why there's been a rash of shark attacks lately, and dropped some serious knowledge on how to avoid becoming bait.

And if Eli's plan doesn't work, we've always got Ian Ziering ... in "Sharknado 3” -- 'cause he never fails!