Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

Cruise was waiting at the finish line for Katie, along with the couple's Scientolotot, Suri. Katie finished the marathon with a time of 5:29:58 -- good enough for 34,195th place. Looks like she'll have to audit the marathon again next year.

Katie Holmes is strapping on her running shoes -- perhaps as we speak -- but not to make a mad dash from the mothership. No, even more peculiar, she's running in this Sunday's New York City marathon!

TMZ just spotted the Katie and her first husband docking their SUV at the Carlyle Hotel in New York, just steps away from Central Park, where the Marathon ends. As OK! magazine reports, Katie will be joining Lance Armstrong and about 37,000 other runners making the 26-mile trip around the five boroughs. OK! adds that Katie's folks will be there to cheer her on when she makes it to the end.

Suri's father will also be waiting at Tavern on the Green for Katie to finish -- joystick and fresh batteries in hand.

Sporting a pair of sparkly, stiletto Scientoloheels, the third Mrs. Cruise towered over the crowds -- and her 5'7" husband -- at a Berlin premiere on Wednesday.

Suri's dad will be happy to know Katie has found a prescription drug-free way to get high!

While at the Berlin Zoo on Tuesday, Suri shook her bottled milk like an old pro.

Two formulas -- shaken, not stirred.

TMZ caught the adorable Scientolotot walking (and walking, and walking) with her lifelike mother in New York on Friday afternoon on a jaunt through oh-so-posh Madison Ave. The bottle sucking Suri even waved at paps, who surrounded them on their security escorted stroll.

The duo met up with daddy at the Carlyle Hotel, where they were greeted by throngs of paps and fans screaming for the family's attention.

He repeatedly asked how to write it, and even when given the spelling, seemed to immediately forget. In all fairness to the couch-jumpin' Scientolodad, at least he wanted to make sure he was right.

Tom Cruise has claimed that Scientology's "Study Technology" has helped him overcome dyslexia.

The dancing disasters include "Lost" wacktress Bai Ling, Tom Cruise and robowife Katie Holmes, and in a posthumous appearance, Anna Nicole Smith at a Bar Mitzvah.

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Perky Scientolotot Suri Cruise was seen in Berlin in the clutches of Animatron-O-Mom Katie Holmes, seeing off Katie's father, Martin (a divorce specialist!) at the airport.

Outfitted in a Matrix- trench coat, mens Oxford shirt, pleated (!) gabardine pants, and tasseled loafers, the Scientolomom had all the style and grace of ... an '80s Wall Street investment banker! Styling by Gordon Gekko!

The porcelain-skinned 40-year-old Oscar winner poses in the new issue of Vanity Fair, with her baby niece Sybella safely ensconced in her coat. Coincidentally (or not!), last year, Suri Cruise made her national debut on the cover of Vanity Fair tucked within her Scientolodad's leather jacket. Bewitching!

A controversial, adulterous hookup website wants to "free Katie" from her husband! Mission Impossible ... Three!

TMZ has exclusively learned that AshleyMadison.com, an online dating service for married people, has offered the third Mrs. Cruise a free lifetime membership -- so she can seek out a "meaningful relationship" and "fill her lonely bed." Sometimes, a gal needs more than a battery-operated buddy! The site offers complete anonymity to all its members, and claims to have enrolled over 1.4 million wannabe cheaters -- including some of Hollywood's A-listers! Paging Charlie Sheen!

While Katie is used to getting offers she can't refuse, for once it isn't from her Scientolohubby! Deprogramming starts ... now!

While on the town, photogs spotted Suri, 1, crying when mom took a pen away from her ... but as soon as the waterworks were turned on, mom caved and gave it back! No emotion, ever!!

The brown-bobbed duo is in gay ol' Paree while daddy is in Germany making that Hitler movie.

All 11 were taken to a hospital -- and filming stopped. All but one were treated and released. The extent of the 11th person's injuries was not clear. Another person who fell out of the truck was unhurt. Germany's Bild daily reported that Cruise was not involved in the weekend filming.

Police said in a statement that a bolt on a side panel of the truck apparently came loose as the vehicle turned. The mishap occurred during filming of scenes around the Finance Ministry in Berlin, which was once the Nazi aviation ministry.

TMZ cameras spotted the main "Creek"-er himself, James Van Der Beek, after another dinner at Nobu (on Malibu's Cross Creek Road) with his wife, when talk quickly shifted towards his former co-stars. VDB said he still talks to Katie Holmes from time to time (she speaks?) and even let a huge secret slip -- Katie got married!

The legal alien trio strolled through the zoo, attempting to appear as oblivious as possible to paps with that Frozen Thetan Grin©. No word if any sudden moves were made.

The group is in Germany while the third Mrs.Cruise's husband films that Hitler movie. Macht nichts!