Born – July 1, 1967
British Columbia, Canada

Actress, model, gigantic pair of boobs with a woman attached to them.

Was in “Playboy,” became the "Tool Time Girl" on "Home Improvement," became a regular on "Baywatch," ran on the beach in slow motion a lot.

Appeared in the movie "Barb Wire," which quickly led to... nothing, because it was a huge flop.

Married Tommy Lee in 1995 after only knowing him for 96 hours, taught the world that you really shouldn't marry people until you've known them for at least 120 hours.

Appeared in a sex tape with Tommy Lee. Did NOT appear in a sex tape with Tommy Lee Jones, though that would have been AWESOME.

Wrote a novel in 2004, which reviewers on Amazon.com call "the worst book I have ever read" and "a waste of trees."

Appeared in the movie "Borat," (as herself) no one's entirely sure she was in on the joke.

Received long overdue recognition in 2006 when she was given a star on the "Walk of Fame." Unfortunately it was the Canadian walk of fame, so it doesn't count.

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