The Seven Wonders of the TMZ World!

7/7/2007 2:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Seven Wonders of the TMZ World!

In honor of 07.07.07, and the announcement that a new seven wonders of the world will be revealed, TMZ created its own seven wonders!

Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skills

Poor Lindsay Lohan: disaster seems to strike whenever shes' behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all! It must be all those really tricky L.A. roads. Yeah, that's it!

TMZ's Seven wonders

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy

Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole merely decided to eat a sandwich? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny mini was pregnant -- or just eating again. Turns out Nicole -- always a trendsetter -- is going to be the first celebutante mommy in town.

Britney's Trainwreck-eration

First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry K-Fed and the ensuing divorce. Then there was the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The paparazzi umbrella-smashing incident. The panty-free partying pictures. The rehab. The post-rehab. The list goes on and on. When will it end?

Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen

For an oil heir with so much cash, how come Brandon Davis can't seem to figure out a way to stop sweating? Somebody get this guy a towel!

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt

For months now, poor Matt has been wandering the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where-oh-where could Matty Boy's t-shirt have gone? And as long as he's looking so good, does anyone truly care if he ever finds it again?

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt Relationship/PR Juggernaut

These two boobs and Heidi's new boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to 20. What's even crazier is that oily, obnoxious and obviously conniving Pratt has actually convinced this girl to marry him. She must be the dumbest blonde around.

The Lack of Underwear in L.A.

Is there a dearth of Victoria's Secrets and La Perlas in L.A.? No Agent Provocateurs around? That must be the reason why so many stars are caught panty-free these days. Or perhaps someone's panty-raiding the underwear drawers of Britney, Lindsay and the like. Mysterious!

Britney Spears, Heidi Montag, Jason Davis, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Nicole Richie, Spencer Pratt

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ilona: 1682 days ago

Britney IS "the seven wonders" of the world...all by herself....wingnut

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uuuhhooohh!!!: 1682 days ago

No mention of Hilton??? HMMMM....

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you go girl: 1682 days ago

you guys are full of crap. where's the slut goes to jail? and then goes again. that is the best story and you know it . what she's stop feeding you dish on real famous people? paris locked up is the number one story.

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BOEING 787: 1682 days ago

Yep it all in the life of the world of celeb culture, where is Paris in the mix.

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Zenophobe Alien: 1682 days ago

What do any of these people have except for their parents last names?

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Sillyme: 1682 days ago

Hilton is the major sludge pit on which they slowly bobble, suck their weed and snort their lines.. between sips of vodka and red bull.

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tmz_fan: 1682 days ago

@ #2 -- Exactly! There's LaParis mentioned in the underwearless list? LaLohan. Trainwreck Spears, yet not Hilton?

Hmmm!!!

TMZ (well, Harvey Levin) + Paris Hilton = BBF now?

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cherylinohio: 1682 days ago

i think my favorite is....watching the house of cards fall in the anna nicole saga...

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Paul: 1682 days ago

The seven cycles of wisdom.

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Zenophobe Alien: 1682 days ago

They are all future Anna nicoles in the making

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Cat Stevns: 1682 days ago

mY FAV WAS sEEING pARIS CARTED OFF LIKE A WILD ANIMAL! mAN THAT GAVE ME A RUSH!

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todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist-----(kadintodd2@aol.com): 1682 days ago

these celebs r hardworking honest people who r giving us entertainment and u dont appriciate it!now,dont u feel bad dont u know u love lindsay lohan and wish she waz your gf?u can admit it!and its conservtive republicans who should be carted off 2 jail not paris!

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bliss: 1682 days ago

None of these topics are good. I really don't see any of it to be significant. Who cares about their personal lives. We should be interested in enhancing our own. A news show related to world events is better than TMZ these days. Some of these stories try too hard and now all of them are BORING. Lets move on to something else. The same people doing the same thing gets old. We need new stars to look up to. The reason the nickname "star" is there is because it is for admiration and hope. There is no admiration with these "stars" behavior so it isn't really star news anyway.

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Cmon: 1682 days ago

Hmm you would think Paris would have made the list. I mean the DUI and driving on suspended licenses(twice) the jail time..the "hacking"of her blackberry...

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kim suck: 1681 days ago

freaks!

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