The Seven Wonders of the TMZ World!

Posted Jul 7th 2007 1:47PM by TMZ Staff

In honor of 07.07.07, and the announcement that a new seven wonders of the world will be revealed, TMZ created its own seven wonders!


Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skills

Poor Lindsay Lohan: disaster seems to strike whenever shes' behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all! It must be all those really tricky L.A. roads. Yeah, that's it!

TMZ's Seven wonders

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy

Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole merely decided to eat a sandwich? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny mini was pregnant -- or just eating again. Turns out Nicole -- always a trendsetter -- is going to be the first celebutante mommy in town.


Britney's Trainwreck-eration

First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry K-Fed and the ensuing divorce. Then there was the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The paparazzi umbrella-smashing incident. The panty-free partying pictures. The rehab. The post-rehab. The list goes on and on. When will it end?


Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen

For an oil heir with so much cash, how come Brandon Davis can't seem to figure out a way to stop sweating? Somebody get this guy a towel!

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt

For months now, poor Matt has been wandering the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where-oh-where could Matty Boy's t-shirt have gone? And as long as he's looking so good, does anyone truly care if he ever finds it again?

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt Relationship/PR Juggernaut

These two boobs and Heidi's new boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to 20. What's even crazier is that oily, obnoxious and obviously conniving Pratt has actually convinced this girl to marry him. She must be the dumbest blonde around.

The Lack of Underwear in L.A.

Is there a dearth of Victoria's Secrets and La Perlas in L.A.? No Agent Provocateurs around? That must be the reason why so many stars are caught panty-free these days. Or perhaps someone's panty-raiding the underwear drawers of Britney, Lindsay and the like. Mysterious!



Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, Heidi Montag, HeidiMontag, Jason Davis, JasonDavis, Lindsay Lohan, LindsayLohan, Matthew McConaughey, MatthewMcconaughey, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie, Spencer Pratt, SpencerPratt

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1. Britney IS "the seven wonders" of the world...all by herself....wingnut

Posted at 1:58PM on Jul 7th 2007 by ilona

2. No mention of Hilton??? HMMMM....

Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 7th 2007 by uuuhhhoooohhhh!

3. Yep it all in the life of the world of celeb culture, where is Paris in the mix.

Posted at 2:46PM on Jul 7th 2007 by BOEING 787-8 rolls out on 070807

4. What do any of these people have except for their parents last names?

Posted at 2:55PM on Jul 7th 2007 by debbie

5. Hilton is the major sludge pit on which they slowly bobble, suck their weed and snort their lines.. between sips of vodka and red bull.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Golatha

6. @ #2 -- Exactly! There's LaParis mentioned in the underwearless list? LaLohan. Trainwreck Spears, yet not Hilton?

Hmmm!!!

TMZ (well, Harvey Levin) + Paris Hilton = BBF now?

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 7th 2007 by tmz reader

7. i think my favorite is....watching the house of cards fall in the anna nicole saga...

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 7th 2007 by cherylinohio

8. They are all future Anna nicoles in the making

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 7th 2007 by debbie

9. mY FAV WAS sEEING pARIS CARTED OFF LIKE A WILD ANIMAL! mAN THAT GAVE ME A RUSH!

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Cat Stevns

10. The seven cycles of wisdom.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Paul

11. these celebs r hardworking honest people who r giving us entertainment and u dont appriciate it!now,dont u feel bad dont u know u love lindsay lohan and wish she waz your gf?u can admit it!and its conservtive republicans who should be carted off 2 jail not paris!

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

12. you guys are full of crap. where's the slut goes to jail? and then goes again. that is the best story and you know it . what she's stop feeding you dish on real famous people? paris locked up is the number one story.

Posted at 5:21PM on Jul 7th 2007 by you go girl

13. None of these topics are good. I really don't see any of it to be significant. Who cares about their personal lives. We should be interested in enhancing our own. A news show related to world events is better than TMZ these days. Some of these stories try too hard and now all of them are BORING. Lets move on to something else. The same people doing the same thing gets old. We need new stars to look up to. The reason the nickname "star" is there is because it is for admiration and hope. There is no admiration with these "stars" behavior so it isn't really star news anyway.

Posted at 7:34PM on Jul 7th 2007 by bliss

14. Hmm you would think Paris would have made the list. I mean the DUI and driving on suspended licenses(twice) the jail time..the "hacking"of her blackberry...

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Melissa

15. freaks!

Posted at 10:54PM on Jul 7th 2007 by sasha

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