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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

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Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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61.

flip[wilson    

56. Harvey, why are you constantly scolding her? You are freaking obsessed. Let the court system do what it does and don't concern yourself with it so much. Get a life, dude. And, stop laying it on the Mom. Lindsay is a grown woman and can't be told what to do anymore. People act like she's 16 and Mom has some control over what she does; she doesn't. Lindsay will pay the piper as the court determines she should. Posted at 7:30 AM on May 21, 2010 by simon Simon, Simon, Simon... take it down a notch, man. Your question shows how truly naive you are. Lilo is a goldmine for Harvey...she's a trump card...he plays the LILO card for traffic...viewer traffic...numbers....ratings... in TV and Web you go with what drives viewers to your show or site...LILO is the flame and you and your friends are the moths. Harvey's doin' business, man...get it together...now...take a pill and get ready for the next LILO post. Toodley-oo!



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1581 days ago
62.

flip[wilson    

56. Harvey, why are you constantly scolding her? You are freaking obsessed. Let the court system do what it does and don't concern yourself with it so much. Get a life, dude. And, stop laying it on the Mom. Lindsay is a grown woman and can't be told what to do anymore. People act like she's 16 and Mom has some control over what she does; she doesn't. Lindsay will pay the piper as the court determines she should.



Posted at 7:30 AM on May 21, 2010 by simon




Simon, Simon, Simon... take it down a notch, man. Your question shows how truly naive you are. Lilo is a goldmine for Harvey...she's a trump card...he plays the LILO card for traffic...viewer traffic...numbers....ratings... in TV and Web you go with what drives viewers to your show or site...LILO is the flame and you and your friends are the moths. Harvey's doin' business, man...get it together...now...take a pill and get ready for the next LILO post. Toodley-oo!

1581 days ago
63.

Tommy    

I'm sorry people but I know how the legal system works. Lindsay is fearless and has them thinking twice about their next move. If I was a Judge (like Revel), I sure wouldn't want Lindsay upset with me. She has complete control of this situation and may even get a police escort from her plane to the next party when she lands. Foolish people who don't understand the Hollywood elite.

1581 days ago
64.

John    

Nobody gives two ****s about Lindsey Lohan.

1581 days ago
65.

Cindy    

Who's the fat guy?

1581 days ago
66.

Laur    

What will the new drug pics excuse be? Let me think. Photo shopped? (that can be easily checked) Oh Oh Her Dad paid someone to take these pics!! Or it was her getting into character for her new hooker movie!! Pick one Lindsey. See what the judge has to say. I dare you. Please keep us entertained.

1581 days ago
67.

Stone    

WHO GIVES A **** ABOUT A DOPE HEAD THAT WANTS TO KILL HERSELF. Who cares??? She is making that choice and she is nothing but a loser...why is everybody yakking about this. Let her do herself in if that is what she wants. She has a brain...let her use it or let her kill herself...it is her choice.

1581 days ago
68.

Oval Beach    

#65 Gerianne- I hope you are not comparing the acting talent of Robert Downey Jr. and the acting "talent" of Lindsey Lohan. If so...there will not be a Lohan comeback (if there is a god and a baby jesus somewhere up there and they are truely merciful as all get out), there will be NO comeback of Lindsey Lohan.

1581 days ago
69.

angles    

she is a star they are expeceted to promote there works and that means socials who is to say what she did or didn't do tmz leave it alone

1581 days ago
70.

Joanne    

Isn't it always someone's birthday? That's her "party 'til the wee hours of the morning' excuse every time she's out.

1581 days ago
71.

LaToya Jackson    

Great way to spend your birthday.. Getting your "friend" put into jail .. Lindsey death watch 20 10

1581 days ago
72.

beachkid    

If I recall correctly, the $10,000 is the fee charged for the $100,000 bail being put up. I believe it is like an insurance policy. Pay the fee for the policy in case it is ever needed.



As I recall, she may appears before a different judge Monday as her judge (Thursday) is going on vacation.

1581 days ago
73.

get real    

How did This Girl manage to get on someones Private Yacht? She is No A lister for sure. She is not worried about her court date or hearing. She is Not being realistic........ Who are her Enablers back in the states? The so called mother, Dina, should act like one for once.. This girl is going to end up Like MJ... Where is she getting the Money to Party? Guess if You Do anyone in site, You May not need money.I blame the so called Mother. She likes the Publicity shes getting beacuse her daughter makes the celeb news sites. Doesnt matter what the daughter has to do to get there. LOL

1581 days ago
74.

truth and mercy    

We wear a MASK that grins and LIES



It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes



This debt we pay to human guile



With torn and BLEEDING HEARTS we SMILE

1581 days ago
75.

JustAGuess    

Dear Judge,



Please, please, please, pretty, pretty please give this girl the death penalty. I know it seems extreme, but I think it is best for all of us. And if you could somehow put the entire cast of Jersey Shore on death row, as well as whoever came up with that idea, everyone's day would be much better. There are others as well. I'll be in touch.



Signed,
Everyone in the USA

1581 days ago
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