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TMZ Live: Adrian Peterson & Mormon Sex Loopholes

7/13/2011 1:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Harvey called it the FUNNEST TMZ Live of all time -- NFL badass Adrian Peterson dropped by out of nowhere, right in the middle of our discussion about "soaking" ... a Mormon way to have pre-marital sex, without actually having sex ... or is it?

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(0:00) The most ridiculous TMZ Live EVER starts now! Get ready for more talk about cut off penises and strange sex habits than you can handle!
(4:20) First up ... a woman cuts her husband's penis off and then puts it in the disposal ... why do women find this funny? ESPECIALLY Nina.
(12:01) A caller curiously uses the phrase "funny bone."
(16:20) Is laughing at this topic payback for men mistreating women for so long?
(20:13) Know what "soaking" is? You're about to. Sex education begins now.
(22:00) Turns out Max is an experienced soaker.
(24:50) Wait WHAT? NFL badass Adrian Peterson is in the house!!!
(26:05) Adrian learns about soaking ... does he think it's genius, or stupid?
(28:00) Lockout talk -- who does Adrian think will come out on top?
(33:08) Adrian is gone ... so BACK TO SOAKING!!!
(34:50) A former BYUer sheds light on soaking! Step one is "oral is moral" ... then after you climax ... "soaking is second."  NOW it makes sense.
(36:50) Our caller is an experienced soaker! Harvey and Charles FINALLY understand it ... and turns out ... it's what Max was saying all along.
(46:11) Another hilarious caller -- he used to go to BYU campus to pick up women ... and used to pick them up AT CHURCH!!! WHAT?

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61.

St James III    

WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS GOING ON IN THAT ROOM TODAY!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

1012 days ago
62.

some guy    

As I've said before, I think about the worst possible situation, and it's probably true.

1012 days ago
63.

sPaNkdEnALgAs    

The last caller who spoke about BYU was in denial. Poor thing....

1012 days ago
64.

rick    

my buddy wants to know if Harvey is GAY.. he never talks about a girlfriend

1012 days ago
65.

Craig    

Unbelievable! How you take 1 mans word and turn it into a RELIGIOUS BASHING SESSION against the Mormon religion, shows your true colors! No on can make an off color remark about gays without being blown up about being homophobic all over your website. But 1 comment and a couple phone calls you can't even confirm the validity of and you TRASH THE LDS RELIGION! Your pathetic, and I will make sure that everyone in my community and church knows how pathetic your show and you really are! Bad move TMZ!

1012 days ago
66.

sarah    

If it was A foot long 12 inch penis that would be even worse. Those are such a rarity.

1012 days ago
67.

DenVan    

Wanna hear a joke?
During many of the ethnic cleansing wars in Africa, 'soldiers' were known to cut off the breasts of pregnant women and kick the separated appendages around like soccer balls.

Pretty good chuckle? NOT!

1012 days ago
68.

AB    

Penisless. It's funnyyyyyyyy

1012 days ago
69.

Jill H    

I think women think a man losing his penis as funny because women don't understand what it's like to have a penis. Women joke about doing that to their men all the time.

1012 days ago
70.

MDK    

Click full screen, then after it loads the stream you can go back to a normal-sized screen. Someone's asleep in the tech dept. today

1012 days ago
71.

Trish    

its 1:41 where is everyone at TMZ

1012 days ago
72.

Bobby    

Hey Harvey, spend the whole hour tomorrow trashing the religious group that screws through a white sheet. What's that religion......oh, oops, nevermind.
Try mixing in some F'ing celebrity news, how about it.

1012 days ago
73.

Damon    

Utahns are #1 in online porn subscriptions!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705288350/Utah-No-1-in-online-porn-subscriptions-report-says.html

http://www.gambling911.com/gambling-news/utah-hawaii-rank-highest-among-porn-viewers-031009.html

1012 days ago
74.

CR    

Hmmm, a blatant homosexual deviant - Harvey, making fun of others sexual practices. Classy.

1012 days ago
75.

CR    

True - Harvey is a filthy homosexual, yet he mocks other's sexual practices. Say something against a sodomite and they act like you've insulted a normal human being, yet these godless, perverted, sick individuals want "equality." That's like a sick, HIV-infested person saying he is equal with a healthy person.

1012 days ago
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