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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.


Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.


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Fry her and her new ******** lawyer,,,,,,

542 days ago


...sound of safety glass ****tering...

542 days ago


She has learned years ago that she can do whatever the hell she wants to w/o consequences. Who can blame her, the worst that will happen is 45 minutes in jail. Party on girl, the courts have taught you well. Now me, I couldn't be out partying after skippin court cuz my ass would be put in jail for years, but not LiLo.

542 days ago


Well well, interesting. maybe the judge can just pull her passport so she can't fly overseas. She's a definite flight risk at this point.

542 days ago


She sure is getting a lot of "benefits" from the "benefit of the doubt". The court ordered Lindsay to be present at this hearing tomorrow. Let's see exactly how much schit the Court is willing to take off of Lindsay. It's my guess her lawyer asked for a continuance but was denied. So they lie to keep Lindsay out of jail. Sweet.

542 days ago


Just a thought.... I wonder if the Judge will see these pics.... Maybe they should be sent to the Judge...

542 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

It's just as well. Lets face it, the less jail, the sooner she dies from an OD or maybe just getting beaten to death by one of her rough sex Johns. Then Nicole and Sam can move on to Aliana.

542 days ago


All of use here would be NAILED to the wall if we pulled this crap with courts. This woman mocks the court system and worse they allow it. LOCK UP LILO!!!!!

542 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

God but her hands are disgusting. Filthy, stained with who knows what, nails bitten down to the quick, just nasty.
I would imagine she keeps the same cleanliness routine for the rest of her body. Just gross.

542 days ago


Aaaauuuuggghhh! How much longer can she run? She obviously sucks at hiding. Are judges really dumb enough to buy this?

542 days ago

It's Dave    

She always has respiratory problems. She's an asthmatic chain-smoker. But hey, the flu is going around and she has a doctor's note, so... the grifter wins this round. A doctor's note is a powerful thing. Freckles better just hope that the one she claims to have is legit and above question.

542 days ago


who goes shopping with fake eyelashes on? Damn and her hair's going back blonde. ugh. LOSER alert. What a mess, look anyone who is defending her, will this be so cute when she's 40? The judge should put her in jail because me and everyone else who has commented on here would have been in jail eons ago. unreal!

542 days ago


Oh yeah...and this proves she's a complete moron. She can't fart without paparazzi knowing about it and she's dumb enough to go out in public while playing the sick card. Keep your lying ass indoors for a couple days dumbass.

542 days ago


Well she's had 4 days for someone to drive her azz there. Is the judge gonna hand her milk and cookies again. What a joke!!

542 days ago

al baby    

I want to rub mentholathium on her chest

542 days ago
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