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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.


Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.


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Looks like Lindsay knows the system better than we do!

639 days ago


is that Vikram with her in those photos? no wonder she has shopping money......her hooha has been hard at work.....

639 days ago


just when you think Lindsay cant get any dumber, she proves you wrong...stick a fork in her, she is DONE!!!!!

639 days ago

Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

Thanks Lindsay, well played Heller! Now i don't have to waste my time watching TMZ's over hyped live feed... :)

639 days ago


She looks like a facially bloated witch in a couple of pics with that stupid hat.

639 days ago

Hot Farts    

It isnt hard to believe a person is sick right now (I am sick in bed 3 days now) but, I am not in the hospital, therefore would be expected in court. Dont know about the flying excuse, but I do know that the way that I feel I would never want to be out shopping and the judge will know its BS.

Who cares if shes there or not...I love the fact that she is pissing the judge off!

639 days ago

Give me a break!    

Will someone FINALLY throw the book at her? How many times can she give the police, the court and the judicial system as a whole, the finger and get a way with it?

She apparently doesn't believe she is ever going to jail for anymore than a month or two. A few years might change her perspective. She might finally find it humbling.

She is either stupid, mental or just doesn't care anymore.

639 days ago


Hello Bear and everyone -did you all see the picture of her smoking? Yea- upper respiratory condition- right the best treatment for that is not to go to court and stay home and shop and smoke.

639 days ago


In one of the pics she's smoking.. so you can SMOKE with a respiratory infection but you cant' fly? Is the prosecution allowed to enter these photos of evidence that she's a pathological liar? Liar lair liar. And that's Vikram one of her many sugar daddies footing the bill.

639 days ago


Lindsay lie?? NEVER! She never lies or breaks the law or does drugs or drink or any of that.. Oh wait she does but it's not her fault! It's all her dad's fault didn't you know?

639 days ago

Wow ...    

Feel better LiLo. HAHAHA, this will win over Judge Sautner for sure. This girl has no respect for anyone, life, the law, let alone herself. We all know she is lying. Perhaps Ms Sautner will issue a warrant and keep her locked up, as a flight risk.? If only.

639 days ago

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

She was supposed to swallow, not inhale.....

639 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

I live in New York and I haven't been sick. I know alot of people who are not sick.

Sez, you are from NYC are you sick?

639 days ago


Please let this be the time she finally pays for all her bull****.

639 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Bitch is never too sick for clubbing, only for work and court.

639 days ago
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