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Police to Joe Flacco

Don't Worry ...

We Got Your Back!!

2/4/2013 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

020413_joe_flasco_launchJoe Flacco got some pretty solid protection in New Orleans last night -- both on and off the field -- 'cause after he won the game, the cops made sure no one laid a hand on the Baltimore Ravens QB.

Flacco got the Super Bowl MVP treatment from police following his big win ... 'cause the boys in blue made sure Joe and his lady friend were as safe as they could be when they got into a waiting car outside of the team hotel to head to the post-game festivities.

We asked Joe where he was headed -- but as everyone knows ... there's only one destination for the Super Bowl MVP ... and let's just say he'll be greeted by an oversized rat.

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The Ghost of John Lennon    

Before Christopher Columbus was commissioned to sail the ocean blue, he was sailing the ocean BLACK. That is, he was sailing the coast of Africa in the slave trade. One person who talked to Columbus said that he sounded like “a practiced slave dealer.” It is in Africa where he probably learned about the “New World” and how the ocean currents might get him there. Africans had long traded amicably with the Indigenous peoples of America. Columbus himself found evidence during his voyages that he was not the first to “discover” anything.

Columbus was told by the peoples of Espanola (Haiti) of Black men who had appeared on the island before him and they showed him the lances that they had left there. The tips of the lances were of a metal—an alloy of gold—that was prevalent in African Guinea. Columbus visited Trinidad, where the sailors noticed the colorful symmetrically patterned cotton handkerchiefs of the indigenous Indian cultures, which the Native peoples called almayzar. They were all much the same in color, style, and use as the headscarves and waistbands used in Guinea.

The 17 Olmec colossal heads of Mexico are massive sculptures crafted from large basalt boulders. The heads date from at least before 900 BC and are a distinctive feature of the Olmec civilization. All portray men with wide African noses and full African lips in apparent honor of those travelers that had visited them. In actuality, Columbus is a latecomer to the “discovery” game. His voyages were only notable for the total destruction he unleashed upon the Indigenous peoples of Africa and America.

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cecil b carter    

Good for them !

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Darc Side    

He's going to Disney World for the MVP parade.

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Lolly    

I certainly hope his "lady friend" was his wife, Dana.

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PictureUp    

what is Harvey working part time as a greeter at DisneyWorld?

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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

It's a mouse.

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Kaveman    

I hope Disney sues Harvey's ass for calling their pathetic mouse a "fat rat".

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static    

He looks so happy.

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Jim    

"and let's just say he'll be greeted by an oversized rat" It's obvious he's going to the white house to meet the president. relax, I'm just kidding.

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Somerville    

Joe Flacco is one fine looking man.

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coolmama1994    

Yummy..too bad he didn't say anything

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Me Too    

GOD, I LOVE JOE!! HE MADE KRAPERNICK LOOK LIKE A FOOL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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