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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.



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If he thinks she has "tranny boobs and five o'clock shadow", why exactly did he give her his number? Does anyone really care about these 2? They're both losers.

503 days ago


Who's 'they?' His lack of education is revealed when he can't spell a simple word like 'waive'. NOT winning.

503 days ago


This depressed hooker is a sadder case than Amanda Bynes. Get her, Charlie!

503 days ago


this is truly awesome

503 days ago


Ahh, now there's the Charles we know and love! I knew there was no way this Skeeze was going to pull one over on him...he's a classic. Winning indeed, Charlie.

503 days ago


Bad move Farrah. . .you dont want to get on Charlie's bad side. . . I feel horrible for her daughter. She is gonna grow up, see the tape and be so disgusted with her...Farrah claims its for Sophias future but lets see how much is left in 2 yrs. Shame on you Farrah, shame on u

503 days ago


Stupid Charlie got caught trying to hook up with a teen mom and now he's embarrassed over it. We all know darn well his intentions was to back door her as well until she shared their convo. LOL

503 days ago


She's an idiot, but it's sort of excusable considering her age. Him? I got nothing.

503 days ago


Im glad he told her off she def deserves it

503 days ago


hahaha charlie has a way with words.........but charlie you mean waive the cover charge not wave! prob you were in a speedy mood and didn't notice peace

503 days ago


Says Charlie the guy who doesn't have custody of his own kids Bevause he's a junkie. You idiots cheer him on too lmao.

503 days ago


This is so epic I'm even going to give him a pass on the spelling and grammar errors. Shame on me but I absolutely loved Charlie when he was in a manic swing. This sounded so good!

503 days ago

Robert Schiele    

As cute as the girl is, she must've really pissed Charlie off for him to have slammed the door on her that way. He's known to be into (no pun intended) porn stars, and Farrah's much more attractive than most of them. But not to worry. Even though it's obvious that Farrah considers the whole idea of getting a regular job far, far beneath her, given her looks and the undoubted sexual talents she demonstrated in the video she already made, she can have a very good career in the porn industry--as long as her little "parts" hold out, that is.

503 days ago

Buck Boy    

funny thing about the middle of the earth ...cuz i assume he would be evicted for douching with said aqua.

503 days ago


This is Farrah's real email I dated her and know it. I swear to god no joking.

503 days ago
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