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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.



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Farrah probably doesn't understand a word Charlie wrote. He should have dumbied it down a bit so she realizes its an insult and not a compliment. Come on she is not the brightest.

465 days ago


Yesssssssssss finally SOMEONE puts that hooker in her place

465 days ago


Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time! You're pretty pathetic, Backdoor!!!! Go Charlie!

465 days ago


Wow 2 POS, seems they kind of deserve each other, and considering his baby mama drama, Charlie shouldn't really be throwing shade at anyone else's parental decision . . . dude can't even take custody of his own kids. Really F'n sad.

465 days ago


lmfao...I luv Charlie...Farrah's an arrogant bi tch, with an IQ lower than that of P Hilton...Farrah you're a nasty sl ut, too the point that even Charlie won't do, you're just ugly, both inside and out, with a horrible boo b job, and an inability to hold an intelligent conversation

465 days ago


Farrah just got kicked in her backdoor lol

465 days ago


That's a big league burn right there

465 days ago


she hasnt responded - - correct?

465 days ago


Charlie Sheen is one very mean and very nasty piece of work. And no, he is not cool and is not funny. He is a mean and nasty dude.

Farrah Abraham is a naive girl who thought that by making a porn she would strike it big. She made a porn getting screwed in the rump. And you know where that gets you? That makes it instantly OK for every person out there to unload their wad of anger and meanness on you. Because that is what they see you as. A dumping ground, just like in your porno. A dumping ground for a piece of work like Charlie Sheen.

Farrah, now that you have taken a load in the rear for the whole world to see and jerk off to, you need to be especially careful who you associate with and who you choose to be nice to.

465 days ago


@Fahlina_G : No. It goes to show how pathetic you are. You hate Farrah for being a teen mom and doing a porno yet you excuse Charlie for the thousands of things he's done and continues to do. You can't hate Farrah for being a horrible mom and then put Charlie Sheen onto a pedestal when he is the worst father one could possibly have. Please notice that Charlie Sheen did not disown Farrah for being a teen mom or doing a porno - those two were absolutely fine with him. He was ready and willing to have sex with her. It wasn't until that fact got out to the public that he is now trying to back away and act like he is better than her, when only a day ago, he was ready to lie down with her. Charlie Sheen is nothing more than a hypocrit and you are nothing more than a sheep. I don't like her anymore than the next person but for Charlie to sit and act high and mighty when he is anything but and for people to sit up under him and praise him like he deserves it, all the while condemning someone who hasn't done half the cruel things he has, is something I simply can't agree with.

465 days ago

I think I like Charlie even more for what he said about that skank Farrah what ever her last name is. I wish
she would just go away already.


465 days ago


Time for her to release a statement about Charlie being "jealous" of her, because she's changing the world in a positive way {by selling her butthole on camera} and all the other delusional crap she spews when someone points out what a trashbag she is.

465 days ago


I would respect her if she just collected her millions for the tape and got out of the spot light and invested her money. As well as enjoy it. Away from Hollywood and Vegas.

465 days ago


fair. totally deserved. you don't jack with charlie.

465 days ago


Lmao does this ho have any neurons left in the brain? Perhaps James Deen burts the last one she had left though her butt hole.

465 days ago
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