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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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76.

awesomewave    

That's poetry, Carlos. A rejection letter for the ages.

474 days ago
77.

Tmzsuxhaha    

Haha Charlie sheen is awesome!!

474 days ago
78.

elysummers    

He's quite the word smith.

474 days ago
79.

Jordan    

Only in Farrah's reality she is a millionaire. She is not even close she may have made a million, but there is one pesky little company Farrah forgot to pay the United States Government.

474 days ago
80.

Jordan    

Charlie you should have remembered you wrote that letter to Farrah she thinks Douche Aqua is something she will drink ***ming from you. She is a Very Low Level Porn Actress, You know?

474 days ago
81.

paul    

Charlie best response to a total shank I have ever heard.BRAVO

474 days ago
82.

RD    

Isn't this like the pot calling the kettle black?

474 days ago
83.

Brandacej    

I have not laughed that hard in days. Thank you, Charlie, thank you. You have said the words all of us have wanted to her to hear for soooooooo long!

474 days ago
84.

jen    

hahahhahah.....wait...ship the justin wigger kid and miley with her to the middle of earth .......hahhahaah

474 days ago
85.

amberpixel    

I bet Farrah had to look up lobotomy and said "damn I wish they still done that procedure so I can add it to my list."

474 days ago
86.

amberpixel    

Who leaked this one- Charlie or Farrah? LOL Farrah your name dropping back fired on you ho.

474 days ago
87.

tgrfan42069    

funny thing is just a day ago.he was wanting to hook up with her.so apparently he is attracted to tranny boobs and a five o clock shadow

474 days ago
88.

L    

Silly Hoe, DO NOT piss in Charlie's Wheaties!

474 days ago
89.

STFUP    

What a STUPID sk@nk!
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Why, poeple? WHY are we making trash like this into 'celebrities'? STOP IT!

474 days ago
90.

Jackie    

HA HA.....GO Charlie. Winning!

474 days ago
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