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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.



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From one attention whore to another

467 days ago


Classic Charlie Sheen!!! I'll bet she's never felt THAT kind of rejection before !!! ROFL!!!! Team Charlie!!!

467 days ago


I would be so ashamed if she were my daughter!

467 days ago

Norma Desomd    

WOW! Like she could even know what these words mean...LOL....But way to go Charlie!

467 days ago


She's so STUPID she won't even get it!!

467 days ago


Usually I rag on Charlie for his incoherent ramblings, but this time I owe him a high-five. Farrah Abraham is nothing more than a portable sperm bank. She thinks everyone loves her, but back in reality, it's only the perverts waiting for their turn.

467 days ago


Who leaked this latest text... Charlie or Farrah? She's either really embarrassed & disappointed that she blew her chance to meet Charlie & to possibly be on his TV show, or she doesn't care. Which one is it TMZ?

467 days ago


That dead roach tattoo on Farrah's neck is as gross as it is disturbing. I can't stop staring at it.

467 days ago


It's a nice that tmz explained the letter to her. Cuz she is soooooooo dumb! I bet ya she was like I don't get it.

467 days ago


Why do you TMZ douche bags defend that stupid s*ut at every turn? She's still a millionaire? Yeah, from back door porn because unlike Sheen, she had to get her .oney from getting pounded in the azz vs becoming a multi millionaire on talent alone, as Sheen has. I guess that dumb blonde dude with brain damage that works for you must be banging this ugly teen mom trick to get so much favorable press from you dolts at TMZ. We know Harvey isn't hittin it because he's too busy accepting hand jobs from Kris Kardashian. Give us a break and start reporting on some people who are interesting. Not some horse faced tranny hooker from Iowa.

467 days ago


I love Charlie. I hope this puts this stupid hoe in her place.

467 days ago


I ****ing love Charlie Sheen


467 days ago

Lady Di    

Well...what did U expect, Chaz? She's trash.
But....u did rip her a new one...loved it, loved it, loved it.

467 days ago


Never has a truer word ever been said.

467 days ago


#winning, Charlie. You have a way with words, Carlos.

467 days ago
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