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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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91.

Jackie    

HA HA.....GO Charlie. Winning!

310 days ago
92.

DetroitRocks    

From one attention whore to another

310 days ago
93.

AlwaysOnTimeB    

Classic Charlie Sheen!!! I'll bet she's never felt THAT kind of rejection before !!! ROFL!!!! Team Charlie!!!

310 days ago
94.

Addie    

I would be so ashamed if she were my daughter!

310 days ago
95.

Norma Desomd    

WOW! Like she could even know what these words mean...LOL....But way to go Charlie!

310 days ago
96.

skittlesbreaker19    

She's so STUPID she won't even get it!!

310 days ago
97.

brian    

Usually I rag on Charlie for his incoherent ramblings, but this time I owe him a high-five. Farrah Abraham is nothing more than a portable sperm bank. She thinks everyone loves her, but back in reality, it's only the perverts waiting for their turn.

310 days ago
98.

Holly    

Who leaked this latest text... Charlie or Farrah? She's either really embarrassed & disappointed that she blew her chance to meet Charlie & to possibly be on his TV show, or she doesn't care. Which one is it TMZ?

310 days ago
99.

brian    

That dead roach tattoo on Farrah's neck is as gross as it is disturbing. I can't stop staring at it.

310 days ago
100.

Comanchegurl    

It's a nice that tmz explained the letter to her. Cuz she is soooooooo dumb! I bet ya she was like I don't get it.

310 days ago
101.

zombie    

Why do you TMZ douche bags defend that stupid s*ut at every turn? She's still a millionaire? Yeah, from back door porn because unlike Sheen, she had to get her .oney from getting pounded in the azz vs becoming a multi millionaire on talent alone, as Sheen has. I guess that dumb blonde dude with brain damage that works for you must be banging this ugly teen mom trick to get so much favorable press from you dolts at TMZ. We know Harvey isn't hittin it because he's too busy accepting hand jobs from Kris Kardashian. Give us a break and start reporting on some people who are interesting. Not some horse faced tranny hooker from Iowa.

310 days ago
102.

anonymous    

I love Charlie. I hope this puts this stupid hoe in her place.

310 days ago
103.

Ian    

I ****ing love Charlie Sheen

#winning

310 days ago
104.

Lady Di    

Well...what did U expect, Chaz? She's trash.
But....u did rip her a new one...loved it, loved it, loved it.

310 days ago
105.

TrickyD    

Never has a truer word ever been said.

310 days ago
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