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Roseanne

Goes NUCLEAR On Chuck Lorre

That Drunk Stole My Joke!

10/4/2013 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."

Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry."  Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage.

Roseanne began by attacking Ashton on twitter, calling him  "an immoral thief of intellectual property."  But very quickly, she changed targets and put Chuck in her cross hairs:  "CHUCK LORRE IS A THIEF!  STEALING MY JOKES FOR HIS S**T TWO AND A HALF MORON."

And then she gets personal with Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her famous sitcom:  "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre.  Like EVERY 'sober' Hollywood mkultrabot, he w;ent frm being a drunken bum2 an overbearing arrogant thief."

She's still ranting on twitter ... and it's entertaining!

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NOT ELMO    

accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."...........................I STILL THINK ASHTON IS A SWEET GAL

198 days ago
2.

FastNOC    

jeeze piggy, relax. first, you're irrelevant. The days of a novel fat obnoxious pig being 'neat' are gone. You and rosie wore us all out.

Now, you're blasting on such a tiny, meaningless, generic joke? one that is pretty obvious? and there was lots of versions out before you brought it out.

Asthon, throw the pig a nickel so she's been paid the value and move on

198 days ago
3.

royalredus    

Roseanne is maintaining her reputation as a whack-job, but I love how she called it "2 and a half moron". That show is the WORST and I'm shocked it's lasted so long, especially with Kutcher, since he has the charm of a soggy cardboard box.

198 days ago
4.

Jordan    

Rosanne should be sued for stealing Copyright infringement on her disastrous singing of our Countries National Anthem.

198 days ago
5.

CN    

"You're wet where you're supposed to be dry." That's a joke? It's not even funny, but fight away Roseanne.

198 days ago
6.

Dead@27    

Charlie the Warlock don't like Chaim either.

198 days ago
7.

Truth    

ROSEANNE SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER... NOW THAT'S AN ATROCITY. BITCH, SIT THE F*CK DOWN B4 ALL THE OLD 5150 VIDEOS OF UR FAT ASS RESURFACES. TOM ARNOLD, ANY COMMENTS? #TRUTH!!

198 days ago
8.

Blondie    

Ashton wrecked that show.

198 days ago
9.

Azi    

Where's Roseanne's version ?

198 days ago
10.

John Thompson    

jeeze piggy, relax. first, you're irrelevant. The days of a novel fat obnoxious pig being 'neat' are gone. You and rosie wore us all out.

Now, you're blasting on such a tiny, meaningless, generic joke? one that is pretty obvious? and there was lots of versions out before you brought it out.

Asthon, throw the pig a nickel so she's been paid the value and move on

198 days ago
11.

tmz addict    

worst case scenario they u$e them!

198 days ago
12.

Dead account Delete at will    

Lame show. Isnt it of the air yet?

198 days ago
13.

OhWell    

Harvey The Gay Little Jew
He Takes It Up The Butt,It's True
Gay As Can Be,He Licks Weenie
Harvey The Gay Little Jew.
{And Most Of His Staff Is Too}


Toot!..................Toot!


I'm A F A G.

198 days ago
14.

whateveryou    

Okay, so how long b4 she claims her Twitter acct was "hacked". Isn't that how these things go? :P

198 days ago
15.

Heidi    

YOU GO ROSEANNE!!!!

198 days ago
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