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Charlie Sheen

My Ex-GFs SCAMMED ME

I Hope They Choke to Death on Canned Turkey

12/3/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen is wishing DEATH upon two of his former "Angels" -- claiming they scammed him out of some serious cash ... and now he wants 'em to "fatally choke on a Vons can of pressed turkey."

TMZ has learned ... before Sheen started dating Brett Rossi, he ended his relationship with the trio of porn stars he had been with for the past several months -- Celeste Star, Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan.

Sources connected to Sheen tell us Charlie believes two of the three "angels" -- Jayme and Jana -- carried out a scheme to run up his credit card bill ... and when Charlie found out, he went ballistic.

In fact, when we reached out to Charlie about the situation -- he fired-off one of the most Sheen-ish statements of all time ... telling us, "I've observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I've run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay."

It gets worse -- and far more graphic -- at one point he says they're worse than "the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller]."

Check out the entire statement below ... it's epic.

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1.

Mike    

What does Charlie expect? He dates and married a bunch of drugged up wh0res. Don't date trash and that wont happen to you.

326 days ago
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Amber Olson     

Charlie sheen is becoming a HUGE NUCANT , it's getting real old. He has kids and needs to act like an adult not an idiot.

326 days ago
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robert007    

Charlie sure has a way with words. What does he expect though? He's paying for their services, I guess he over paid this time!

326 days ago
4.

Amber Olson     

No wonder his kids are F**CKED UP, this is sad and feel for his children

326 days ago
5.

jackmama311    

stop crying charlie, just cause you call them "angels" we all know they're kinda pond s*** and you seem to like the adderall snorting husk types, right?

326 days ago
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mak920    

What does he expect? He dates women who are opportunists. These women are just as self centered and superficial as he is when it comes to dating. If she is half your age Charlie she ain't hanging out with you because she loves your personality. lol. He should be dating women his own age who have their own jobs, not a bunch of trashy leeches.

326 days ago
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Yes, I'm That Leah    

Try settling down and setting an example for your boys! Stop trashing their mother! I forget that Charlie is Martin Sheen's son sometimes....

326 days ago
8.

Susanlsmith    

Truly a politiser winning poet

326 days ago
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Miara    

What did you expect Warlock??? You shouldn't be shocked.....when you choose your company - the ghouls will come out to play. Geez. BORING.

326 days ago
10.

Lydia    

Here's hoping they scammed this loser out of a lot of money !!!

326 days ago
11.

Cartman    

Hard to feel sorry for Charlie here.

I mean, heck, these women are literally prostitutes and prostitutes aren't known to be trustworthy... not on this planet anyway.

326 days ago
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awesomewave    

Amusing letter. But you get what you pay for, Charlie.

326 days ago
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dapedo    

those girls should be luck to suck on a shrivled old P. inus

326 days ago
14.

Lynn317    

Just Remember Charilie -
When you lie down with dogs - you will get up with fleas. Unfortunately, he has laid down with so many parasite laden "dogs" - all the flea collars in the world won't get rid of all the vile creatures he has infested himself with.

326 days ago
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WTF?    

what the hell does he expect? He dates gold diggings who have sex for money, how the hell can he possibly be surprised that all they are after is his money, wtf is wrong with him?

326 days ago
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