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Snooki to JWoww

CONGRATS ON PREGNANCY

You're Going to Crap on Your Doctor

12/26/2013 1:09 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Jwoww isn't just gonna squeeze out a kid in July, she's also gonna push out a big ol' steaming dump ... so says her "Jersey Shore" BFF Snooki.

Jwoww made the baby announcement on Christmas Day ... and hours later, Snooki (who already has a kid) posted a screen grab of a recent text convo they had, in which Snooks eloquently describes the miracle of child birth.

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As for JWoww -- real name Jenny Farley -- she posted a picture of her growing fetus on Instagram ... along with a note from herself and fiance/baby daddy Roger.

Congrats!

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Boing!    

Why on earth would Gov. Christie not like these girls???

301 days ago
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billson1234    

The most devote Christian wouldn't object to an abortion

301 days ago
18.

Toilethead    

Does anybody actually give a crap about those two tards?

301 days ago
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jay26mc    

Vag is gonna rip? Not very likely. The first time she pushes that baby will fly out of that hallway.

301 days ago
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JamesDa1    

That a_nus does get big too, lol and you still complain about me trying to go in the back door... :( SMH! lol... Let me in! Let me in! - BTW you know its true ladies...

301 days ago
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billson1234    

No child deserves to be born to jwwowwwyoureugly snookillyourself and Kim kartrashian any child that pops out of those bat cave vaginas needs to be placed on suicide watch for life

301 days ago
22.

TJ    

More than equal to the Kardashian family~ ugh! Vulgarity.

301 days ago
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Clyde T.M. Nestra    

How did mankind survive before we had the ability to send stuff like this around the world with a mere mouse click? Dear God, SMH! We live in a time where no thought goes unpublished.

301 days ago
24.

chicagoannie    

no class whatsoever. Poor kids to have these useless ****s for mothers.

301 days ago
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palermo    

Both so trashy and low class

301 days ago
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spliffsmommy    

what a filthy little co c kroach snooki is..gross..

301 days ago
27.

arforama    

Skank Trash.

301 days ago
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Diamond Goddess!    

Why not enema it out beforehand?!

301 days ago
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LAURIE     

She's such a pig!

301 days ago
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geezlouise    

Aren't their 15 minutes over yet?

301 days ago
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