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Justin Bieber

Penis is a Moving Target

Hard to Blur

3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet.  The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.

But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.  But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.

We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday. 

The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.

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not     

probably kept swaying because he was so stoned out he peed every where

240 days ago
17.

Malaka    

He squats when he pees .

240 days ago
18.

Jodi    

Really??

240 days ago
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Tony H.    

Tell me again why this video is even being "released"? What legal requirement is this for?

240 days ago
20.

Melissa    

Why are police waisting time and money! That is confidential what is wrong with the police these days? Oh wait cause he's rich! Jeez give the guy his respect! He may have ****ed up but you don't see them doing this to regular people in jail!

240 days ago
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bring back recent posts    

So friggen wrong ANY of this video has been approved by a judge too be released, especially the so called urinating one, wtf is wrong with the justice system in Florida? Are they just crying cause his case will be thrown out? I feel bad for Beiber . Hate all you like, loser system and corrupt, holy cow.

240 days ago
22.

Country Gentry    

WHY - I ask WHY, is the police dept working diligently to show this young man urinating. That is a complete waste of tax payers funds -- allocated towards an IT person, and admin staff along with a judge! - to determine whether the video or photo is appropriate. What is NOT appropriate is the thought and resources input into such a humiliating act - and posting the video for the world to see. If I were JB, I would seek to terminate my counsel - because they are not preventing this spectacle.

The associated US lawmakers should be ashamed of themselves.

240 days ago
23.

Rigby    

Lol aww it's so hard to see that little tic tac

240 days ago
24.

MellyBaby    

Well. I think the world would rather NOT have a video of ANYONE pissing especially this guy! It's really not necessary. The public is good without it! Lol

240 days ago
25.

Star29    

Our tax dollars at work *facepalm* we must pay those genital blurers top dollar for this smdh

240 days ago
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Bossy Potato    

Why are they releasing a video of him peeing....?

240 days ago
27.

Recon    

That's ridiculous!! A low frame rate makes key framing a blur a little more labour intensive but it's super simple.

240 days ago
28.

mrpotatodick    

"We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday"

Your tax dollars hard at work

240 days ago
29.

ImSoReal    

Click your red shoes Beiber, your not in Kansas anymore.

240 days ago
30.

AllieHughes    

Crooked police and goverment. Americans once had rights. NSA is putting out pics of all of you next.

240 days ago
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