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Justin Bieber

Penis is a Moving Target

Hard to Blur

3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet.  The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.

But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.  But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.

We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday. 

The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.

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david 183    

Not sure what the purpose would be to release that info. So does this mean we can see the pictures and videos of women using the bathroom that are incarcerated ? This whole thing sounds creepy. Welcome to Russia !

200 days ago
32.

Momof3    

I don't at all understand why this footage should be released? Do they release this footage of other prisoners to TMZ? This seems wrong. Those applauding it are probably the same people who whine about celebrities getting special treatment. This certainly isn't any special treatment I would want.

200 days ago
33.

urstandingonmytoes    

Why is the video being released? Simple, because of the Freedom of Information Act...the police don't have a choice.

200 days ago
34.

Clytemnestra    

To my way of thinking, it is outrageous that the police have the right to release to the public video of a prisoner urinating or going to the bathroom period. Doesn't the accused have SOME rights?

200 days ago
35.

Tabloidwhore1    

Well the police tech team needs something else to work on. Seriously, nonstop trying to blur out a penis just to release a video of Beiber taking a piss? This is pathetic. Why is jail footage of him so serious to you ppl? Watch LockUp to see real inside footage. You're wasting time and money on this?!

200 days ago
36.

Sett    

Don't need to see "Pee-ber"

200 days ago
37.

Jackie    

Oh he has a penis. Incredible. ha ha

200 days ago
38.

helen    

this is horrible. POLICE SHOULD PROTECT PEOPLE AND RESPECT PRIVACY NOT RELEASE VIDEOS OF PEEING AND OTHER STUFF WTF. THIS IS DISGUSTING YOU CANT EVEN TRUST TO POLICE ANYMORE. THIS IS SO SAD

200 days ago
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david 183    

This is totally disgusting that our Courts are even allowing this information to get out. At some point there is a right to privacy. This Judge and all involved must be seriously disturbed.

200 days ago
40.

Linda    

This is ridiculous...and the comments are worse

200 days ago
41.

Linda    

When did showing people your bathroom private moments become legal?

200 days ago
42.

MrsK    

Ok....so I'm all about celebrity gossip...but this is going too far when you go in on people in this manner...using a toilet is off limits no matter who you are...not cool

200 days ago
43.

Stupid ppl    

We don't need to see JB take a pi$$ ,whatever happened to respecting ppl pravicy?.

200 days ago
44.

think101    

I don't understand, is this even legal? I really don't understand why the Police or the Media want to show it. Actually it could be used in a don't break the law or this could happen to you public announcement.

200 days ago
45.

justsaying    

ARE THEY COPS OR PAPPARAZI? (SP) I dont know Bieber to speak in his character, I am def not a fan, HOWEVER, this is dead wrong that the justice system is exploiting him while hardened suspects are shadowed. We are paying hard earned tax dollars to be wasted on opportunist cops already getting a side bounty leaking info/footage. Wrong as Justin may be for throwing EGGS, and taking prescribed meds, there are other violent, and theft crimes that sadly arent getting ANY attention. Instead of releasing footage trying to prove justin bieber is being immature, ( We already know btw) how abt releasing footage abt hardened criminals (we dont know of) so we can be aware if them. I mean yes, we all know biebers name, but we will most likely never cross paths with him, and if so we will look out for eggs ok. The other criminals mingle with us common folk EVERYDAY. Id really like to use the media platform to alert us of missing loved ones, fugitives, suspected killers, abusers, or even loose dogs. DO YOUR JOB OR QUIT!!!

200 days ago
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