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Justin Bieber

Penis is a Moving Target

Hard to Blur

3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet.  The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.

But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.  But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.

We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday. 

The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.

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46.

Holy moly    

Tmz has officially ran out of stuff to talk about. This is not news people care about. We are over Justin!

172 days ago
47.

Stupid ppl    

What was the point of releasing this video?,unless you get off on this.

172 days ago
48.

MightyMatt    

I don't see the point of publicizing such a small, tiny issue.

172 days ago
49.

IceGypsy    

They allow cameras in jail down there? Not just that but they allow cops to release the footage? Wow not much for privacy

172 days ago
50.

CoconutScrimp    

Are you sure that's not an engorged ****.

172 days ago
51.

Grannies G    

Ridiculous American laws allowing this video released!!! Justin first of all is not guilty of anything!!! What purpose is releasing this video serving???

172 days ago
52.

all about the money    

They are finding it hard to blur a single moving pixel...and can't really tell whats his penis and the tip of his thumb.

172 days ago
53.

JT805    

Somehow, someway the cops are making $$ off these videos. I hope you obfuscate my point. :-)

172 days ago
54.

jacksonorleans    

why are they spending money on that? Really????

172 days ago
55.

kerryholt    

Why dont you guys stop he deserves some private moments in his life..No wonder he needs anxity meds with people stalking him every second poor guy.

172 days ago
56.

arale norimaki    

need a microscope to see it

172 days ago
57.

Endgame    

why the Puck is this being released anyway?
Plenty of stars have been arrested over the years and the only thing ever released is their mug shot, which is fine.
But this is just over the top.. what's next? Him having a crap?
You Americans sure are a strange bunch.

172 days ago
58.

Firefly    

You know I don't mind them showing the wobbly walk, the pat down or any of that kind of stuff. But when you release the video of his personal area doing a personal act that's pushing it too far. How would anyone here like it if they exposed you in all your glory to the world. And I'm not talking sex tapes, lol.
:)

172 days ago
59.

Yonce❤️❌⭕️    

It doesn't take a genius to blurr a damn video.

172 days ago
60.

tanzi    

Can they release the videos alreadu coz im done with hearing from bieber like everyday bt remove the toilet parts that's gross

172 days ago
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