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Justin Bieber

Penis is a Moving Target

Hard to Blur

3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet.  The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.

But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.  But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.

We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday. 

The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.


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I heard he begged for a full body cavity search & would't leave jail till he got one. He settled for an overly thorough prostate exam & the guards had to watch him pee. Strange one, this Bieber kid.

203 days ago


Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.
Ha ha in the clip above he is really moving around A LOT while he pees.

203 days ago


Police work at its finest

203 days ago

John Elliott    

LMAO I was a video editor for 15 years it so simple it's pathetic. Shows the cops are stupid. Plus he has a little pud.

203 days ago


Really? This is really what the law is working so hard on? Blurring a punks junk so the public can watch him pee?

203 days ago


NOT a Bieber fan but releasing videos like this seems inappropriate and should not be allowed by law enforcement.

203 days ago


So this is what tax payers pay for. Good to know. Ridiculous smh

203 days ago


This kid has really messed himself up..what a jackass

203 days ago

John Elliott    

It's taken anyone this LNG to figure it out pathetic. The object of the game is humiliate him so bad he does not break another law or leaves the country. Only issue is he is beyond being humiliated by it like a common person would be he thinks this is building his street cred as a rapper. Making him look tough and like a thug. Has the mentality of a 12-15 year old on a good day.

203 days ago


Tiny tiny tiny jajajaj

203 days ago


Haha.. the animated clip just shows him going around and around in a circle. Somebody is high, and having fun at the TMZ offices today. :)

203 days ago


JB and his penis in a jail peeing video? Really? Why is this *news*. Or even a story at all. Who cares?

Meanwhile some group of crazed Banana-men have apparently kidnapped Stephen Hawking and nobody cares. Has anybody followed up on THAT story?

203 days ago

Gsharon 710    

TMZ................... Justin is a bad ass pissant, but what you are doing makes you look like azzholes. This is still a son and human being. Just wait until we get news about something going on in your families. If you are not kind enough to help this child, LHTFA. ......BUZZARDS. You can report news without being slutty with it. You kiss the Kardashians' ass, when there are tapes out there that show sexual, perverted older people, yet you rag on this child. Your child could be next.....that is, if you can get one from somewhere.
"Nuff said"

203 days ago


I'm sure Harvey is on the edge of his seat for this one!

203 days ago

Just Steve    


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