Here's "SNL" performance survivor Lana Del Rey recently (left) -- and wannabe famous person Phoebe Price back in 2010 (right).

Neither has a critically acclaimed album.

We're just sayin'.

Here's "Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction" star Sharon Stone at some event in Beverly Hills on Monday (left) -- and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton back in September (right).

One has a lot of power over men.

We're just sayin'.

Here's "Fashion Police" host Kelly Osbourne sportin' an unfortunate hairdo of various shades of gray at the Golden Globes on Sunday (left) -- and the always stylish Helen Mirren at the same event (right).

Only one is 66-years-old.

We're just sayin'.

Here's Casey Anthony in her new video diary entry on the Internet (left) -- and "Teen Mom 2" Jenelle Evans in a pic she posted on her Facebook profile (right).

One currently does not have custody of her two-year-old child.

We're just sayin'.

Here is Spain's Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba, 85, in Madrid the other day (left) -- and Marge Simpson's sister Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Stu-Simpson-D'Amico on "The Simpsons" (right).

One is quite the character.

We're just sayin'.

Here's buxom Nina Bazzy-Aliahmad from the TLC reality series "All American Muslim" (left) -- and one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, Jaimee Grubbs, last year (right).

Both have blonde ambition.

We're just sayin'.

Here's Eva Mendes on the set of her new French film "Holly Motors" in Paris on Tuesday (left) -- and the late Amy Winehouse back in 2007 (right).

The movie is not a biopic.

Here's Katy Perry at the American Music Awards last night (left) -- and Joan Crawford in the 1945 film "Mildred Pierce" (right).

Curling your bangs can be a real bitch.

We're just sayin' ...

Here's Detective Olivia Benson aka Mariska Hargitay on "Law & Order:SVU" (left) -- and breakout designer on Lifetime's "Project Accessory" Nicolina Royale (right).

Both are great characters.

We're just sayin'.

Here's Herman Cain's fourth accuser of sexual harassment, Sharon Bialek, at her press conference on Monday (left) -- and Jennifer Coolidge, aka Stifler's mom from the "American Pie" franchise (right).

We're just sayin'.

Here's action star turned law reality TV lawman Steven Seagal in Paris this week (left) -- and Butch Patrick as Eddie Munster on the 60s TV series "The Munsters" (right).

Scary.

We're just sayin'.