One of the "Fear Factor" contestants who drank donkey semen is finally breaking her silence -- claiming her spunk-chugging experience "was the hardest 15 minutes of my life."

Twins Brynne and Claire Odioso -- who competed on the episode -- called in to the Cowhead Show in Tampa today, describing the donkey splooge-o-rama in graphic detail.

According to Brynne, the twins got to choose who downed the semen and who drank the donkey urine -- Claire pulled the short straw.

According to Claire, producers left the semen sitting out all day in the hot sun -- and by the time she got to drinking it, it was boiling hot ... which made the smell unbearable.

Claire said it was extremely bitter going down ... "with hints of hay" -- and she vomited several times before successfully drinking the entire glass.

As for how the donkey stuff compares to the human variety -- Claire added, "It's a lot thicker."

Not that she knows from experience or anything.

Type 2 diabetic Paula Deen is unfazed by her life-threatening disease -- practically unhinging her jaw this week on a Caribbean cruise ... to take a heart-stopping bite out of a cheeseburger.

The picture was snapped Monday on board a Celebrity cruise ship -- where the 65-year-old is currently tempting fate, hosting her annual "Party-at-Sea" vacation for 400 devoted followers. It's hard to see, but there are also fries on her plate.

The cruise left Miami on Saturday -- and it's set to visit Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, and St. Maarten on the 7-day calorie-filled round trip.

So far, it's unclear if they serve salads.

Some fans of the TV show "Alcatraz" aren't so bright -- because they're infiltrating guided tours on the real-life island to search for a top secret room ... that only exists on the scripted drama!

National Parks Service rep Alexandra Picavet tells TMZ ... tourists are starting to stray from their tours and sneak into "closed areas" on the former federal prison.

Picavet says many of the not-so-super sleuths have confessed they're looking for a high tech control room (below) ... described on the show as a "bat-cave underneath Alcatraz."


Keep in mind the show just debuted last week. Crazy spreads quickly.

Picavet says they've now posted the following sign on the island: "The TV show Alcatraz is fictional, many areas it depicts are not real. Closed areas protect you, historic structures and nesting birds."

Parks Service peeps assure us the room doesn't exist. They also say the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy aren't real, so ... believe what you want.

Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate.

The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. -- and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op ... posing alongside the ... well,  just click to see for yourself.

Liam probably wasn't into blowing out the candles so we're guessing Miley did the job for him.

Some party goers tell us they think 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.

Calls to Miley's reps were not returned.

"Workaholics" star Blake Anderson seriously injured his anal area last month when he jumped off his roof onto a beer pong table -- this according to the 911 call placed the morning after the stunt gone wrong.

As we previously reported, Blake fractured his spine during the accident -- which occurred at a raging house party at the actor's L.A. house in December -- and he subsequently required back surgery.


According to the caller -- Blake's dad -- Blake plummeted 20-25 feet during the fall, adding, "He landed on his feet but now he's having extreme pain around his lower back area and his buttocks ... to the point where he can't walk." His dad clarifies, "There's a stabbing pain around his anal area."

The dispatcher asks how Blake fell -- and Blake's dad blatantly lies ... claiming the actor "stumbled."

But as you can see in the video, Blake did NOT stumble -- Blake took a flying leap off his roof while the crowd chanted, "Blake! Blake! Blake!" He then crashed, ass first, through a beer pong table.

Live and learn.

The human head that was found in a Hollywood park Tuesday was photographed by a passerby ... and guess what -- the photo is being shopped around.

We've seen the pic -- no, we're not buying it.  But it appears to be a male's head with the hair still intact.  There's a lot of blood at the base and it does not look like it was cleanly cut off. 

The skin is very red and there is some decomposition. 

The head is laying on a bed of leaves, with several leaves covering a portion of the face.

The dog walker who found the head didn't have a phone to call the cops, so she asked a guy walking by if she could use his phone.  After he obliged, he took a pic of the head.

Cops are investigating.

The mother of 5-year-old "Toddlers & Tiaras" star Isabella Barrett doesn't care that her daughter's performing LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" in nightclubs -- telling TMZ, "That's a real catchy song!"

Susanna Barrett was out shopping with her daughter yesterday in NYC -- telling us, Isabella's a big fan of top 40 music ... and that's why she was able to spout off the LMFAO lyrics at a New York nightclub this week. According to Susanna, Isabella also loves Lady Gaga and Rihanna.

But Susanna quickly pointed out ... there are limits -- for instance, Isabella has never seen the music video for "Sexy and I Know It" ... which shows the lead singer shaking his man-package around in a Speedo (below).



All in all, Susanna insists the nightclub experience was pretty tame -- "We went for a pet charity event ... We left by 9 o'clock."

Kiefer Sutherland took happy hour to the extreme Tuesday ... boozing his face off at a downtown L.A. bar ... so much so he needed nearby pedestrians for support.

Kiefer -- who has been twice-convicted of DUI  -- did not break the law.  In fact, the bar manager at King Eddy Saloon says Kiefer himself realized he had too much J&B scotch and cut himself off.

K.S. wasn't driving ... he left that to his bodyguard. We contacted Kiefer's rep -- so far, no comment.

She's just 5 years old, but "Toddlers & Tiaras" star Isabella Barrett is already making nightclub appearances -- singing songs about her sex appeal -- and TMZ has obtained video evidence.

Barrett graced Libation NYC with her presence Monday night for a special charity fundraising event -- where she danced and sang along to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It."

In case you forgot -- Isabella is the same girl who said her fellow "Toddlers" star Paisley Dickey dresses like "a hooker."

Sure, the video's pretty cute -- but when we were six ... we sang songs from "Barney & Friends."

David Cross claims his new movie "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked" is a piece of theatrical GARBAGE ... and blames the disaster on a Jewish producer who personifies negative stereotypes about Jews.

Cross went on "Conan" last night ... and said filming the movie was "the most miserable experience I've ever had in my professional life" -- claiming the producer forced him at "legal point" to spend a week on a cruise ship, filming scenes in a massive full-body pelican costume (below).

Cross then attacked an unnamed female "Chipmunks" producer ... saying she was "the personification of what people think about when they think negatively about Jews."

In the end, Cross -- who also starred in the first two "Chipmunks" films -- urged viewers NOT to see the movie ... saying the whole thing is nothing more than a "big commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines."

"Good Morning America" weatherman Sam Champion got REAL excited for the forecast today -- accidentally drawing a full-blown penis on live television this morning ... and it's hilarious.

In case you're wondering -- yes, we are 10-year-olds.