Homer

MY LINKS

Miranda Kerr -- Legs for Days

All Australians are drunken, racist, cultureless morons.

Homer 1192 days ago
Jen vs. Anne vs. Jessica: Who'd You Rather?

They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Homer 1193 days ago
Britney Spears -- Maserati Test Ride

I always listen to NSYNC's "Tearin' up my heart". It reminds me to wear a bra.

Homer 1193 days ago
Second Banana

KOOKY is a serial pest, he needs to be KILLED.

Homer 1194 days ago
Michael Jackson Estate - You Got it Wrong, Joe

Next up, we're gonna sue TMZ, they've been making a bundle from the death of Michael.

Homer 1194 days ago
Tila -- Another Alleged Stalker Scare, Maybe

Hey look, a gray car!

Homer 1194 days ago
Tila -- Another Alleged Stalker Scare, Maybe

This little publicity hound would love nothing better than to have a bona fide stalker, but, alas…

Homer 1194 days ago
Ivana Trump Has Gone Two-Pieces

Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!

Homer 1195 days ago
'Twilight' Lawsuit - That's Our Moonlit Forest!

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Homer 1195 days ago
Venus vs. Serena: Who'd You Rather?

The photographer must be a genius, they look great in this pic. But it would take more than genius…

Homer 1195 days ago