Joel

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Lindsay Lohan -- Bride of Frankenstein?

Please, Elsa Lanchester looked better than this ho does now.

Joel 996 days ago
Paris Hilton Mug Shot -- So Pretty

If that's pretty, I'm moving to some other country.

Joel 996 days ago
L.A. Dodgers Owner: Jamie's Claim is Ridiculous

Let's see. She want a million dollars a month -- A MONTH -- in temporary support. And 1/2 ownership…

Joel 1005 days ago
Snooki's Mug Shot -- Her Mascara Runneth Over

Just deport her to Chile -- she might be a US citizen, but she forfeited that by her behavior.

Joel 1024 days ago
Snooki's Mug Shot -- Her Mascara Runneth Over

What trash. I wouldn't touch that if I was triple-bagged -- then I'd still go get an STD test.

Joel 1024 days ago
Omarosa vs. Eddie Murphy's Ex: Who'd You Rather?

Why doesn't TMZ offer a "neither" option on all these "who'd you rather" polls? That would be my…

Joel 1037 days ago
Report: Paris Hilton Busted for Pot ... Again

Pot slut.

Joel 1038 days ago
Lindsay: The Judge Hates Me, But I Won't Do Time

I want to know how she pays her attorney (a Gloria Allred wannabe) if she's broke. I'd give her a…

Joel 1050 days ago
Heidi Montag Attempts to Make a Sad Face

I'm so cracked up over penny_d's comments that I can't think of anything to say, other than SHAM.…

Joel 1079 days ago
Shauna's Pre-Rehab Party -- No Booze, No Bra

I wish I could get paid for having one or two drinks more than I should have on any given weekend.…

Joel 1081 days ago