Born – July 20, 1980 in Brazil

Began modeling in the early ‘90s, became an international supermodel, is beloved by gay fashion designers and straight horny dudes everywhere.

Has appeared on the cover of pretty much every magazine ever made, with the possible exceptions of "Cat Fancy" and "Highlights."

A black and white nude photo of her was auctioned for $193,000 in 2008, which has gotta be a record for the most expensive whacking material ever.

Dated Leonardo DiCaprio from 2000 to 2005, married Tom Brady in April of 2009, had a baby in December 2009, remained just as hot as she was before the baby.

Pissed some people off after Super Bowl 46 by criticizing Tom Brady’s receivers and saying she couldn’t believe they dropped the ball so many times. Probably shouldn’t have said that, even though she was kinda right.

Fun Fact: She pioneered the "horse walk," a stomping movement created when a model picks her knees up high and kicks her feet out in front. Models - they're not like the rest of us.

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