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Richard LeParmentier Dead -- Darth Vader Force-Choke Victim In Star Wars Dies At 66

As a general rule you should probably try and stay on the good side of a guy that can choke you to…

Kevin 33 days ago
'Bachelor' Sean Lowe -- HUGE Diva on Set of 'Dancing with the Stars'

"A man wrapped up in himself makes for a very small bundle." ~ Ben Franklin

Kevin 57 days ago
Lindsay Lohan -- Rehab Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!!!!

Why because you can't get tanked and than break the law in some way shape or form?

Kevin 58 days ago
Macklemore -- I've Definitely SPANKED IT on Airplanes

Outrageous! I only masturbate at appropriate times like at work, school or at the park.

Kevin 61 days ago
Grumpy Cat -- Pamprrrrd at Friskies Photo Shoot

"If cats could talk they wouldn't." ~ Unknown Author

Kevin 73 days ago
Will Ferrell 'Anchorman 2' Set Photo -- By the Beard of Zeus!!!

I use this one all the time; "I immediately regret this decision!" after he gets in the bear…

Kevin 76 days ago
Paulina Gretzky's Boobs -- Breakaway Outside L.A. Nightclub

I'd like to put it in her five hole...

Kevin 87 days ago
Oscar Pistorius' Family Delivers Home-Cooked Meal to Prison

I wonder if anyone ever tries giving someone a cake with an iron file in it like in Looney Tunes....

Kevin 95 days ago
Jason London -- Beaten, Arrested and Allegedly Crapped His Pants

My brother is a cop and he says its sadly a very common thing for there to be poop involved with…

Kevin 111 days ago
Justin Bieber -- Investigated for Assault ... With a Nerf Gun

If you slide a push pin up the hollow shaft and puncture the rubber tip it gives the darts a little…

Kevin 113 days ago

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Richard LeParmentier Dead -- Darth Vader Force-Choke Victim In Star Wars Dies At 66

'Bachelor' Sean Lowe -- HUGE Diva on Set of 'Dancing with the Stars'

Lindsay Lohan -- Rehab Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!!!!

Macklemore -- I've Definitely SPANKED IT on Airplanes

Grumpy Cat -- Pamprrrrd at Friskies Photo Shoot

Will Ferrell 'Anchorman 2' Set Photo -- By the Beard of Zeus!!!

Paulina Gretzky's Boobs -- Breakaway Outside L.A. Nightclub

Oscar Pistorius' Family Delivers Home-Cooked Meal to Prison

Jason London -- Beaten, Arrested and Allegedly Crapped His Pants

Justin Bieber -- Investigated for Assault ... With a Nerf Gun

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