I was born.
I got the Gypsy Grifter Curse.
You can witness the rest.
Hobbies:
You think I have time for hobbies. OK, sure. My hobbies: Slaving night and day for an ungrateful, demanding, hysterical snatch, her useless barnacle sister, and then there's DUIna. Please kill me.
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