Toby Weymiller

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Toby Weymiller
Location: Seattle, Washington	Joined: 709 days ago	Age: 42
About Me Sweet boards and sweet threads
Hobbies: Boarding like a madman

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The Situation -- Buries the Hatchet With Ex-Manager ... Drops $1 Million Lawsuit

Sometimes I stick my finger in my own bottom.

Toby Weymiller 291 days ago
Jerry Jones -- I Would NEVER Sell the Dallas Cowboys

Good, because you are keeping the franchise down. Not often you get lucky and several hall of…

Toby Weymiller 293 days ago
Katie Holmes -- Tom Treated Me Like a Robot

She is a robot. In fact, she is probably not alive. And she talks out of the side of her mouth like…

Toby Weymiller 295 days ago
Tracy Morgan -- Relationship Advice You Can Use (At Your Own Risk)

He looks like a butt picker.

Toby Weymiller 295 days ago
Rachel Uchitel -- My Baby Will Never Go Hungry

Tiger Woods should still be playing with those babies! What a loser.

Toby Weymiller 296 days ago
Kobe Bryant's Wife -- 'Furious' Over Party Pics, But Standing by Him at Olympics

She looks weird to me. I bet she gets wasted on heroin and craps the bed. Kobe is a clean dude and…

Toby Weymiller 296 days ago
Katie Holmes -- Getting PEANUTS From Prenup in Tom Cruise Divorce

She munches so much brown derby that she forgot what it's like to taste wang. Someone needs to…

Toby Weymiller 296 days ago
Katy Perry Exposes Side Boob

I suck so much wang that I tend to ignore boobs. This b has quite a bit to work with.

Toby Weymiller 296 days ago
Rupert Sanders -- Kristen Stewart's Lover Surfaces With WEDDING RING [PHOTOS]

His wife should lose weight and starting working his meat pipe. She needs to contain her man.

Toby Weymiller 296 days ago
'2 Broke Girls' Star Kat Dennings -- Cleavage Battle with 'Mad Men' Chick Christina Hendricks

I wonder if they both have big vaginas?

Toby Weymiller 296 days ago

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